“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles
You’ve lost …
“When you start quoting Wikipedia? – you’ve lost … might as well throw some ‘snopes’ at me.” – Dr. Freckles
A bucket of crabs …
“Twitter is a bucket of crabs … genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
Bite the hand …
“Bite the hand that bleeds you.” – Dr. Freckles
ZIONISM
“ZIONISM is a master-race ideology masquerading as victimhood.” – Dr. Freckles
GTA-7
“I can’t tell you about GTA-6, but GTA-7 will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Dr. Freckles
Going places …
“Going places is a hassle.” – Dr. Freckles
Safer …
“Too many people believe involving the government in something makes it safer, but what if I told you the opposite is the case?” – Dr. Freckles
- moral hazard
- perverse incentives
- housing crisis
- FED
- national defense
- nuclear
- come on
Bullies suck …
“Bullies suck: is another name for anarchism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Brilliant” people … (IYI)
“Brilliant people can arrive at the WRONG ANSWER exceptionally fast.” – Dr. Freckles
Every drunken sailor feels rich …
“Every drunken sailor feels rich on payday.” – Dr. Freckles
Overkill …
“Unconditional surrender guarantees OVERKILL.” – Dr. Freckles
Life, reality and dance …
“It’s a weird dance – LIFE … and sometimes our partner, reality, steps on our feet.” – Dr. Freckles
Tomorrow …
“Don’t worry … tomorrow is probably going to be worse.” – Dr. Freckles
I feel rich …
“If you live in a camper and feel rich? – then you are very close to the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
I spent 80 bucks at COSTCO, my brother had to buy the stuff …
– a new WAHL clipper set
and
– 24 decent IPA’s
10 years ago? – it would have been 40 bucks.
Still: I feel rich.
I felt rich seeing all that food, knowing it was unlikely to be like this a year from now. Relative to future me? Knowing that most people on Earth don’t even get to see that much of EVERYTHING, let alone have the money to buy some of it … I felt rich.
Not judgment, no real commentary here …
Like that simple comment I made a few days ago: “it seems as if the WORLD is holding its breath …”
(like that)
Scratch a socialist …
“Scratch a socialist? – and you’ll want to wash your hands.” – Dr. Freckles
Positive people …
“Ignore the positive people, they are holding you back: the negative people know which CHEVRON is selling guns.” – Dr. Freckles
Guns and Roses
“Guns and Roses was the Salinger of Air Supplies.” – Dr. Freckles
Pills …
“Forget white-pills, blue-pills, black-pills, and any other pills – instead: KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY ANCHORED TRIPLE-STRAND CONCERTINA WIRE.” – Dr. Freckles
Women love your moms …
“Women always want to have sex with some other guy: probably your dad … or your moms.” – Dr. Freckles