“Perfection is sub-optimal.” – Dr. Freckles
Not dead yet … (a hobo elegy)
“I know EVERYTHING I need to KNOW to NOT be dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles
KILOTONS per SQUARE MILE (GAZA)
“There’s certain point in kilo-tonnage per square mile when you call bullshit on the ‘war’.” – Dr. Freckles
Pirate Kingdoms have cash, but are COMMIE as fuck …
“Pirate Kingdoms are commie republics that ONLY MAKE MONEY for their ‘share holders’ – I mean it … they gonna rip off and rape YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
I can see your urinary tract infection …
“If you’re a HOBO and you don’t die, you become a god.” – Dr. Freckles
Dolphins …
“Somewhere in the world today there is a lab where a dolphin is being tortured.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR POPPING SMOKE …
“In some ways ‘popping smoke’ is like your woman screaming another man’s name while you’re fucking – just like that.” – Dr. Freckles
What makes YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK?
“What could make YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK? – you maintain your name and title during GRINKEN TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Bukowski of Ted K’s …
“Dan’s DANIFESTO will prove he’s the Bukowski of Ted K’s” -Dr. Freckles
I am a hobo-shaman …
“I am a hobo-shaman. I was led astray, but now I can lead the castaways.” – Dr. Freckles
A spoonful of sugar …
“A spoonful of sugar gives you diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
Neither door nor window …
“I don’t want to be a door or a window, I want to be a guy that points at the horse and screams ‘RIDE!'” – Dr. Freckles
God, Satan, and voting …
“I don’t know WHO for certain runs the earthly things, though they likely report to Satan. I know GOD runs the Universe. Voting has little to do with ANY of it.” – Dr. Freckles
God can’t move you …
“God can’t move you, you have freewill. But He can stop you.” – Dr. Freckles
Freebies …
“With FREEDOM you don’t get freebies. IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
Arson … “Arson Fyre”
“One or MORE people on PLANET BOBLIMPTOCK have the first name ARSON. And I bet they go to sleep crying.” -Dr. Freckles
My BEST case …
“It feels great to know my BEST CASE is most people’s worst case.” – Dr. Freckles
VOTING as REBELLION?
“Voting is NOT rebellion, it’s literally the opposite.” – Dr. Freckles
No standards …
“SQL proved, what we all learn to know with time: that the only standard is there is no standard.” – Dr. Freckles
Listening …
“I’m going to think on what you say, and remember it if it’s significant. I won’t just REACT to what you say. BTW: that’s called listening.” – Dr. Freckles