“Bryt syde: smort duvises hav set bak ingliszh bye forr huundrid yrs, n dats kewl.” – Dr. Freckles
FULL STOP
“MARK MY WORDS, FULL STOP is my new TLDR.” – Dr. Freckles
Aladdin’s Lamp
“Rubbing a woman’s inner thigh is like rubbing Aladdin’s Lamp.” – Dr. Freckles
Humans do stupid and dangerous shit …
“Do stupid SHIT long enough, it will probably kill you. Also, humans do stupid shit – get over it, try to do it in moderation.” – Dr. Freckles
NEW AGE CHRISTIANITY
“New age ‘prosperity/BMW’ Christianity is a bargaining position, not a faith.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t be afraid …
“Don’t be afraid to be brave.” – Dr. Freckles
SCREAM!
“Scream as if the world never hears your voice; no one, to include God, will ever call you lukewarm.” – Dr. Freckles
Cities and Predators
“Cities are simulations for convincing PREDATORS they are not predators.” – Dr. Freckles
Hobos and Lint Rollers …
“Hobos are like lint rollers: we pick up a LOT of knowledge, if we don’t die.” – Dr. Freckles
Bullies …
“Best protection against bullies: be more trouble than it’s worth.” – Dr. Freckles
Never too late …
“It’s never too late to fuck things up worse.” – Dr. Freckles
The WWW is a landfill, not a library …
“The internet isn’t so much a library, but more of a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
The McRib is BACK!
“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles
- a bunch of homeless people disappear from CA, kind of like the flu “disappeared” in 2020 …
- now McDonald’s announces: McRib is BACK!
(think)
The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …
Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of
Oath Keepers
“Oath Keepers was a deep state data mining operation, likely the target set for ‘Q-Anon’ later on.” – Dr. Freckles
Eccles Building
“If you’re heading to a protest directed against STATE POWER in the USA, and you’re NOT visiting the Eccles Building? – then it’s fake.” – Dr. Freckles
Israel and Anti-Semitism
“The most Anti-Semitic force in the world today is the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
My brain rejecting films …
“My brain rejects John Hughes’ movies for the same reason my brain rejects WAR FILMS.” – Dr. Freckles
Hockey …
“Doesn’t a dude having his throat slit by a skate make hockey MORE cool?” – Dr. Freckles
“It was COVID-19 …”
“If someone tells you that YOU have COVID-19? – SEEK AT LEAST ONE OTHER OPINION. If a hospital said your loved one died of COVID-19? – hire a fucking lawyer.” – Dr. Freckles
Never give up! (keep working, stay positive)
“Slaves are often told to never give up.” – Dr. Freckles
“Slaves are often told to maintain a positive attitude.” – Dr. Freckles
If someone tells me to be “more positive”, my response is: POSITIVE ABOUT WHAT?
If the answer is: EVERYTHING
I know I’m talking to a shit head.