"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“Living with depression is winning with depression.” – Dr. Freckles
“When the state sanctions abuse of children, this is when you know the end is near – even if you’re an atheist, you should get it.” – Dr. Freckles
“The Fukushima disaster is a ripped off version of JAWS.” – Dr. Freckles
“If a debt CANNOT BE repaid, it won’t be – no amount of prison space changes this.” – Dr. Freckles
*** A Christian service still being developed, coming soon …
I remember telling people, starting about 5 years ago …
“A time will come when the things that are priceless today, will be worthless, and the worthless things will be incalculably precious.” – Dr. Freckles
Important Today, for the worldly:
What will be important:
“Want to find the truth, start with the forbidden words.” – Dr. Freckles
“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is BROKEN.” – Dr. Freckles
A podcast from 2019 …
“National Geographic WAS porn … perhaps still is.” – Dr. Freckles
“A tipping point is something you recognize in the rear view mirror.” – Dr. Freckles
“Wouldn’t you expect this RATE LIMITING bullshit to trigger a CAT UPRISING?” – Dr. Freckles
“Debt is cancer.” – Dr. Freckles
“We should have a national arena for DUELS: voluntary, both sides must agree, can be fists … guns … swords and knives … flamethrowers … hand grenades … a voluntary gladiatorial delight.” – Dr. Freckles
“Whether it’s a chimpanzee, a dog, a parrot, an octopus or a crow: consciousness, self-awareness, are tickets to ADVENTURE.” – Dr. Freckles
“Could there be, in our universe, a sun surrounded by an ocean of water the size of our solar system? Kept warm enough, so that you had a super ocean, billions of miles in diameter, with a frozen outer crust and ring system …” – Dr. Freckles
<<<short story rant coming soon>>>
“The final stage of voting and democracy is communism, and then extinction.” – Dr. Freckles
a) democracy
b) communism
c) extinction
Commies talk about the “state withering away” at some point, and this is great …
What the commies DON’T tell you is that the human race also withers away …
200 years in the future of communism? – you have 2 people, huddled by a fire, covered in tumors, being yelled at by a third person dressed in tore up Stalin style pant suit …
(that’s the state withering away)
“What’s the difference between ZERO and almost ZERO: a limit process.” – Dr. Freckles
“If I were not a Christian, I’d think the human race deserves to be wiped out.” – Dr. Freckles
“FUN FACT: food used to contain vitamins and healthy minerals.” – Dr. Freckles
“Consciousness is its own pain voyage.” – Dr. Freckles
“A fake BIOWAR is easier to control AND more effective than a real one.” – Dr. Freckles