Category: Dr. Freckles

“How is NOT the Boy’s Life hovercraft every GEN-X boy’s ‘Rosebud’?” – Dr. Freckles

“All the ‘thank you’ stuff these days seems like FUCK YOU – so just say ‘fuck you’, it’s more honest.” – Dr. Freckles

“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is basically Catcher in the Rye.” – Dr. Freckles

“Knowledge is the gold we can all mine.” – Dr. Freckles

“I don’t play chess, or poker, or checkers; I play the game of life. I’m not dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles

“You never know how many friends you have until you stay at the Dragon Hill Lodge.” – Dr. Freckles

“We didn’t have the WWW, we had Pam Grier.” – Dr. Freckles

“How many cats did Schrodinger kill before he figured his shit out? – a drunk historian somewhere in Denmark will find this pet cemetery.” – Dr. Freckles

“After 2020? – I don’t need any speeches about cigarettes, I know they’re bad, I know I’ll quit again and perhaps forever … but my ‘good wolf’ and ‘bad wolf’ are both smoking now too …” – Dr. Freckles

“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles

“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles

“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles