“I’d rather share values with you than politics. Sharing ‘politics’ is like sharing an old rusty knife that was probably used to kill someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Turbo Cocaine Star Demon
“Type 1 or 2 civilization? – fuck it. Type Turbo Cocaine Star Demon civilization is when you start building Dyson hotrods out of other universes.” – Dr. Freckles
- beyond type 1
- beyond an ordinary Dyson hotrod …
- beyond galactic hotrods and multi span galactic hotrods
Mother fucking UNIVERSE SCALE HYPER STAR SHIPS … and they don’t care.
Reality …
“Reality is racist.” – Dr. Freckles
Demonology by other means …
“Democracy is demonology by other means.” – Dr. Freckles
DALEKS …
“You do understand that you are watching your neighbors slowly become Daleks?” – Dr. Freckles
- ear buds
- vr goggles
- wearing them all the time
- wtaf
GROW THE FUCK UP!
“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
THRILL SEEKER?
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles

MOAR Project 2025
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles