Category: Dr. Freckles

“You won’t understand my humor until it is too late.” – Dr. Freckles

“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make sandwiches.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sometimes ‘wrecking balls’ indicate future construction, sometimes they just indicate SHIT getting WRECKED!” – Dr. Freckles

“Gonna be waves, Charlie don’t surf.” – Dr. Freckles

“I don’t have rock hard abs, I have rock hard kidney stones.” – Dr. Freckles

“Boblimptock is to RAGNAROK, what a SCAB is to a wound.” – Dr. Freckles

“Everyone has in them ONE Kurt Russell from SOME movie.” – Dr. Freckles

(I am RJ MacReady from THE THING: “nobody trusts anyone any more …”)

Yeah – that KURT.

(and I like the ending)

“Most of what you hold in a Glock? – is ammo.” – Dr. Freckles

“Most of what you hold in a GLOCK is ammo, and just what you need to be dangerous.” – Dr. Freckles

Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/obituary-gaston-glock-man-behind-gun-dies-aged-94-apa-2023-12-27/

“Everyone is somebody’s porn bot.” – Dr. Freckles