Category: Dr. Freckles

“A pessimistic idealist can seem like an optimist to confused people.” – Dr. Freckles

“Type 1 or 2 civilization? – fuck it. Type Turbo Cocaine Star Demon civilization is when you start building Dyson hotrods out of other universes.” – Dr. Freckles

1. beyond type 1
2. beyond an ordinary Dyson hotrod …
3. beyond galactic hotrods and multi span galactic hotrods

Mother fucking UNIVERSE SCALE HYPER STAR SHIPS … and they don’t care.

“Reality is racist.” – Dr. Freckles

“You do understand that you are watching your neighbors slowly become Daleks?” – Dr. Freckles

1. ear buds
2. vr goggles
3. wearing them all the time
4. wtaf

“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles

“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles

“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles

“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles

“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles

“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles

“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles