“Always gonna be tornadoes, won’t always have needle and thread.” – Dr. Freckles
Division of “power” … (aka – sweaty dynamite)
“There is no division of power, power is simply divisive.” – Dr. Freckles
The Milgram Experiment
“The Milgram Experiment applies to the Inquisition, it doesn’t really apply to the present.” – Dr. Freckles
The solution …
“The most dangerous idea in America is that LIBERTY is the solution, not more voting.” – Dr. Freckles
A “free” country …
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles
TWO WOLVES …
“We all have two wolves inside of us: one is retarded, the other is even more retarded.” – Dr. Freckles
Kept falling …
“Sometimes I think the buildings that fell on 9/11 never stopped falling.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR and MOAR SPACE …
“SPACE looks AMAZING in the movies, in real life it’s depressing.” – Dr. Freckles
Perfection …
“If you get caught up in perfect, you never do better.” – Dr. Freckles
Cities and cemeteries and time …
“CITIES: you don’t homestead in a cemetery, pending.” – Dr. Freckles
Nothing left to lose …
“Nothing left to lose but victory.” – Dr. Freckles
How many kilotons …
“I just want to know how many kilotons till the end.” – Dr. Freckles
Making NAZIs …
“Bomber Harris made a LOT of good NAZIs.” -Dr. Freckles
BATTLE BOX …
“If your strategy works, according to your definition of victory? – then you accepted the cost of victory before the battle began.” – Dr. Freckles
Voting and Disappointment …
“The American system of elections is a cycle of disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles
It really is like Christmas for a lot of people …
You get a couple months of EVENTS …
Then you get together with friends before and AFTER you “vote” …
Some people are immediately disappointed the day of the election.
Everyone is mostly disappointed a year later.
(then they tell you that it can be “fixed” … if you vote again)
Just like Christmas and Santa. Not for adults.
MYSTERY MAN (Tyler Labine)
“We know more about DB Cooper than we know about JD Vance.” – Dr. Freckles
Burn them all down …
“If you burnt down every public school in America, IQs and self-esteem would increase in a non-linear fashion.” – Dr. Freckles
Your coping …
“Fun fact: your coping is killing you faster than drinking is killing me.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t trust the media … unless …
“Don’t trust the media, unless it makes you feel better about reality.” – Dr. Freckles
Leisure Suit Larry …
“Leisure Suit Larry is now Geezer Shirt Garry, and Pitfall Pete was eaten by hippos.” – Dr. Freckles