"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“Type 1 or 2 civilization? – fuck it. Type Turbo Cocaine Star Demon civilization is when you start building Dyson hotrods out of other universes.” – Dr. Freckles
Mother fucking UNIVERSE SCALE HYPER STAR SHIPS … and they don’t care.
“Reality is racist.” – Dr. Freckles
“Democracy is demonology by other means.” – Dr. Freckles
“You do understand that you are watching your neighbors slowly become Daleks?” – Dr. Freckles
“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles
“I dump my garbage in the mailbox.” – Dr. Freckles
“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles
“A lot of pizza slices make up a crises.” – Dr. Freckles
