“Companies are giving you inferior ingredients and calling them ‘improvements’ … where in the game do you think we are commie?” – Dr. Freckles
- down sizing
- down serving
- crappy indgredients
- sawdust
- water
- nail guns and plywood
Innocent …
“The Lord knows who is innocent, none of us is qualified to decide.” – Dr. Freckles
The Devil and his workers …
“The closer you get to the truth about the Devil, the more of his workers turn their gaze towards YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
“WOKE” nose ring …
“The woke is a nose ring.” – Dr. Freckles
The wicker basket …
“The wicker basket of TITHING is about SHAMING.” – Dr. Freckles
Style
“Everyone has a style … my STYLE is having no discernible style at all.” – Dr. Freckles
My favorite PHILOSOPHER …
“Asking me about my favorite MOVIE is a lot like asking me about my favorite PHILOSOPHER … but scratch that … the philosopher problem is easy – Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles
Jesus showed me the way …
“I didn’t ‘save Jesus’ by doing the right thing … Jesus SAVED ME by showing me the right path.” – Dr. Freckles
Calling it: Covid-19 is now a RELIGION …
“You know that covid-19 is now a RELIGION, when you see them wanting statues and memorials.” – Dr. Freckles
Irish talk to God, we don’t just pray …
“I talk to God, I just don’t pray – I’m an Irishman.” – Dr. Freckles