“Whatever I am, I am … like Popeye.” – Dr. Freckles
If ChatGPT is real …
“If ChatGPT is real? – why hasn’t it ALREADY taken over PornHub.com?” – Dr. Freckles
I’m MORE …
“I’m more ‘Mary Anne’ than ‘Ginger’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Artificial Intelligence
“Knowledge is MORE than just the index cards at the library.” – Dr. Freckles
Prophecy for the faithful …
“Prophecy is comfort for the faithful, it’s not an investing scheme.” – Dr. Freckles
Time, being present …
“These last 2 years in Utah might as well have been 200, wonderful years of peace.” – Dr. Freckles
Free people vs slaves …
“Free people work for value, slaves work because of fear.” – Dr. Freckles
A door closes …
“The world closes a door, Jesus pulls out a rocket launcher.” – Dr. Freckles
The gaslight …
“Your smart device is the gaslight.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s an innuendo, really …
“What’s an innuendo, really … if you know what I mean …” – Dr. Freckles
General Theory of Dogs
“General Theory of Dogs: dogs know more about being dogs than non-dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
*** THAT FUCKING DOG
Empires: Implosion or Explosion
“Some empires IMPLODE … some empires EXPLODE … you would prefer the imploding kind.” – Dr. Freckles
Covid tard …
“If you use the word ‘covid’ unironically? – I know you’re a fuck tard.” – Dr. Freckles
If it does not work …
“If what you’re doing DOES NOT WORK, try something else.” – Dr. Freckles
Hard versus hopeless …
“Doomism isn’t about the future being hard, doomism is about believing the future is hopeless.” – Dr. Freckles
- They told us in economics classes that FOOD was an inferior good, and basically garbage.
- They told you the SMART GUY leaves home, and you left home … and then you returned one day to find home destroyed.
- They told you “you gotta be happy, if you’re not happy you’re a shit head”, and some of us suffer from actual severe depression, from time to time, and we’re just not going to be fucking HAPPY about any of your wretched bullshit …
- The wars, the prisons, the slaves …
But it’s not hopeless …
Yeah – life has become dreary and ugly, but it’s still life.
We were sold a SHRIMP SALAD MASTERPIECE that turned out to be a turd sandwich van Gogh surprise …
But life goes on – my view of the future hasn’t really changed. I’m just trying to break out of that “what the fuck am I in that future” funk …
I’m an old man, being chased by coyotes …
(and that’s pretty fucking lit)
“Doomism is being trapped in fight or flight … that’s what you have to break out of, even if it means fighting.” – Dr. Freckles
“Fear is the mind killer …” – Dune
My own hell …
“It was a dark night of the plane flight of the soul …” – Dr. Freckles
Hell is flying commercial now … this is my hell … since at least 2001.
(check the podcast archives, search the page for “TSA” back in 2015/2016 …)
Love and forgiveness …
“You really can’t love unless you know how to forgive.” – Dr. Freckles
GARBAGE FOOD
“A lot of you mother fuckers don’t understand that the cricket-flour garbage food reality STARTED WITH Norman Borlaug … and it shows.” – Dr. Freckles
Bleeding anus truth …
“People prefer their sawdust lies over their bleeding anus truth.” – Dr. Freckles
Frog people, baby talk, and Trump …
“The FROG PEOPLE love baby talk and Trump: meditate.” – Dr. Freckles