Category: Dr. Freckles

“My life: I’ve always been someplace.” – Dr. Freckles

“Cheeto-Sexual is probably a thing, and if it isn’t? – it will be in five minutes.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you accidentally eat semen out of your woman’s vagina that was placed there by another man? – your relationship has problems.” – Dr. Freckles

Definition – “SKANK”: any woman that would let you eat another man’s semen out of her vagina without you knowing it

“Can you imagine a 1,000 year old frenchie? – worst Yoda ever.” – Dr. Freckles

“You can approach the world as a game theorist or behaviorist – but not both: both might yield results, one will damage your soul.” – Dr. Freckles

“I’m beginning to think that storing urine in jars was another way Howard Hughes was ahead of his time.” – Dr. Freckles