Category: Dr. Freckles

“It takes a lot of prosperity to have Jacques Derrida kinds of problems.” – Dr. Freckles

This is what’s on the sign at the entrance of PIPE-LAND in Copenhagen:

Velkommen til PIPE LAND!

Dine børn kan overleve.

De svage er fest for de stærke.

“WELCOME TO PIPELAND!”

“YOUR YOUNG ONES MIGHT SURVIVE!”

“THE WEAK ARE FEAST FOR THE STRONG!”

“PIPE-LAND: the biggest thing since the FERBER method (iykyk your parents abused you).” – Dr. Freckles

1. a maze of pipes
2. you put the toddler in the “starting” pipe
3. you close the iron gate behind the kid
4. if the kid wants to eat, it has to find the food
5. there are some hungry rats placed in the maze for learning reasons
6. the Danes will love this

SLEEP TRAINING: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/moral-landscapes/201112/dangers-of-crying-it-out

“Train a replacement, because EVERYONE gets hit by the BUS.” – Dr. Freckles

“In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is despised.” – Dr. Freckles

1. think about the lives of the prophets
2. think about delivering bad news

the one-eyed man is despised, tossed into an asymlum and dies there in a few months, the rest of the kingdom is gone 1 year later

“100% weird looks like GENIUS, from the correct angle.” – Dr. Freckles

“Nobody reads Derrida because they’re happy.” – Dr. Freckles

“It is better to be hated than loved, it keeps the retards at bay.” – Dr. Freckles