Category: Dr. Freckles

“Soon, you will be able to click on a button and all of the sudden the movie you are watching becomes pornified by AI.” – Dr. Freckles

“The best movie about high school these days? – Shawshank Redemption.” – Dr. Freckles

“Wasn’t OJ looking for the ‘real killer’, and isn’t the real killer death? And OJ found it, didn’t he?” – Dr. Freckles

“You want to have a blank check military industrial complex? – you’re gonna have to have little green men.” – Dr. Freckles

“I’m going to write a multi-volume non-fiction series one day detailing all the excuses and broken promises we get from space-people.” – Dr. Freckles

“Abuse doesn’t fix sensitivity, it simply creates more sensors – and most of these new sensors are broken.” – Dr. Freckles

“An ewok is to bigfoot what a frenchie is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles

“Fucking kill me or SHUT THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles

“Knowing that everyone walks at their own pace, and no pace is ‘better’ than others, that’s called respect too.” – Dr. Freckles

“A bug can be a feature until you find it in your soup.” – Dr. Freckles