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Hooker Republic

“The United States is free in the way a hooker is a virgin.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sindoor, or sin-door, roughly translated means: my friend fucks me up the butt.” – Dr. Freckles

(true Indian culture)

“The ALIENS eat us like DDT candy bars.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sheepdogs and fools are reflections of the same deception.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sheepdogs and fools OWN the limited hangout.” – Dr. Freckles

Sheepdogs: give you some truth to keep you inside the lie

Fools: make the truth look like a joke

Examples:

Fool: Al Gore, Greta Thunberg

Sheepdogs: Joe Rogan, Alex Jones

“Rule 1 of winning: don’t be afraid to lose.” – Dr. Freckles

“As professions evolve: torturer precedes surgeon.” – Dr. Freckles

“Do you blame the clouds for the rain or the rain for getting YOU wet?” – Dr. Freckles

“We are living in the time when all media, all ‘news’, converges on THE ONION.” – Dr. Freckles

“All cults are HOA’s, all HOA’s are cults, all governments are HOA’s.” – Dr. Freckles

“If I see an age appropriate woman, indiscreetly, at the RIGHT angle? – it’s not wrong.” – Dr. Freckles