Category: Dr. Freckles

“Dogs, as with humans, dream about bacon and cheese and beer, cats dream about murder.” – Dr. Freckles

“What if teaching is teaching others how to teach and create teachers.” – Dr. Freckles

“Writers drink because if they did not they would never write one line.” – Dr. Freckles

“Every idealist is a fatalist.” – Dr. Freckles

“Consistency is the polar bear of small penises.” – Dr. Freckles