Category: Dr. Freckles

“They say the IRISH are the most in touch with the Lord, because the Lord LOVES sinners.” – Dr. Freckles

“Thinking about SPACE is like thinking about dragons … or wizards.” – Dr. Freckles

Fewer than 700 people have been to “space” since 1961 …

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_space_travellers_by_first_flight

“You don’t have to do EVERYTHING, just do the RIGHT things.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you pull a gun on me, I won’t target the gun. If your dog attacks me, I’m not shooting the dog. Do the math.” – Dr. Freckles

“Believing in others is not enough if you don’t believe in yourself.” – Dr. Freckles

“At least if you’re circling the drain, you’re not going down it.” – Dr. Freckles

“Liam Neeson ‘taken’ movies should be renamed ‘Albanians Really Suck so it’s Okay To Kill Them Show’ …” – Dr. Freckles

Albania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania

(tune in tomorrow) 1990

“Dogs are connoisseurs and they’re disgusting, and in this way they are very much like the French.” – Dr. Freckles

“The LORD in Heaven looks at every little creature He’s created and He thinks ‘this is beautiful’, and sometimes I see something He’s created and think ‘this is gross’.” – Dr. Freckles