"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
This is a reworking of a famous Thoreau quote:
“You keep voting, I’ll keep drinking – let’s see who stays sober the longest.” – Dr. Freckles
Thoreau: “I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.”
“A great song is one you feel as if you heard it before, even if it is really the first time. Because it tells the story of life.” – Dr. Freckles
“I’m not alpha or beta, that’s some bullshit. I’m charlie.” – Dr. Freckles
(your woman may “love” you … but I’m the dude coming through the side door, dropping a load in her skleevous …)
“You can have truth or whiskey or both.” – Dr. Freckles
“Have the Israelis killed all the Martian invaders yet?” – Dr. Freckles
“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles
“I’ve talked about BOBLIMPTOCK, but not HOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
“Once the government has captured the family, they have captured the nation.” – Dr. Freckles
“Asking for wisdom from God is like asking for infinite pain, and infinite joy – but remember, there’s pain.” – Dr. Freckles
“A free country is a hornets nest, or a BIG hug, to other nations – choose wisely with free countries.” – Dr. Freckles