Beautiful and gross …

“The LORD in Heaven looks at every little creature He’s created and He thinks ‘this is beautiful’, and sometimes I see something He’s created and think ‘this is gross’.” – Dr. Freckles

Privacy …

“Isn’t it important that we have private moments, even with others, where nothing is recorded and all can fade with time?” – Dr. Freckles

Nothing is …

“Nothing is … UNTIL it is.” – Dr. Freckles

  • alt: Schrodinger’s Cat interpretation
  • time travel
  • total oblivion
  • survival of the fractor

Nutty Buddy …

“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. plutonium
  2. aerosolized death bomb
  3. why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
  4. why do you want to die?