“We should have a national arena for DUELS: voluntary, both sides must agree, can be fists … guns … swords and knives … flamethrowers … hand grenades … a voluntary gladiatorial delight.” – Dr. Freckles
A ticket to ADVENTURE!
“Whether it’s a chimpanzee, a dog, a parrot, an octopus or a crow: consciousness, self-awareness, are tickets to ADVENTURE.” – Dr. Freckles
OCEAN STAR
“Could there be, in our universe, a sun surrounded by an ocean of water the size of our solar system? Kept warm enough, so that you had a super ocean, billions of miles in diameter, with a frozen outer crust and ring system …” – Dr. Freckles
<<<short story rant coming soon>>>
Voting and Democracy
“The final stage of voting and democracy is communism, and then extinction.” – Dr. Freckles
a) democracy
b) communism
c) extinction
Commies talk about the “state withering away” at some point, and this is great …
What the commies DON’T tell you is that the human race also withers away …
200 years in the future of communism? – you have 2 people, huddled by a fire, covered in tumors, being yelled at by a third person dressed in tore up Stalin style pant suit …
(that’s the state withering away)
Calculus …
“What’s the difference between ZERO and almost ZERO: a limit process.” – Dr. Freckles
If I were not a Christian …
“If I were not a Christian, I’d think the human race deserves to be wiped out.” – Dr. Freckles
Food …
“FUN FACT: food used to contain vitamins and healthy minerals.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR CONSCIOUSNESS …
“Consciousness is its own pain voyage.” – Dr. Freckles
FAKE BIOWAR
“A fake BIOWAR is easier to control AND more effective than a real one.” – Dr. Freckles
Machine Gun: bonus hole maker
“My black market machine gun identifies as a bonus hole maker? – so it’s legal now.” – Dr. Freckles
“Is Clint Eastwood still alive? – if he is, they should do ONE LAST DIRTY HARRY MOVIE called: BONUS HOLE …” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://www.foxnews.com/world/uk-cancer-trust-suggests-bonus-hole-term-vagina
