"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“If you will shoot a man for stealing your laptop, WTAF you doing using a STARBUCKS network or cell tower connect?” – Dr. Freckles
(don’t get me started on remote bluetooth hijacking, and other close attack hacking tools, a lot of hackers troll starbucks and other coffee shops with this shit)
“Life is CRAZY, love is CRAZY, so find someone CRAZY about you!” – Dr. Freckles
“How did a bunch of Poles and Turks convince us they were Israelite?” – Dr. Freckles
“When you realize you are only the guardian of your own pain or joy, then you can let go of the other.” – Dr. Freckles
“Wylie can pretend almost as long as gravity can pull.” – Dr. Freckles
“If you are an anarchist, you probably know a couple feds.” – Dr. Freckles
“I trust old sweaty dynamite more than the government.” – Dr. Freckles
(kind of looks like the “Into the Wild” bus …)
Link: https://www.wnem.com/2025/07/27/50-pounds-dynamite-found-abandoned-school-bus/
“Everything is a catastrophe.” – Dr. Freckles
“People use the word QUANTUM the way others use GOD.” – Dr. Freckles
“Quantum Mechanics is a cluster of ghostly theories.” – Dr. Freckles
“Sometimes when people laugh they’re actually crying.” – Dr. Freckles