“Voting: the way to wear a bicycle helmet all the time WITHOUT wearing it all the time.” – Dr. Freckles
Milei: the “Libertarian”
The destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes …
“The secret destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes? – at the end, everyone demands something from IT, and NO ONE will ever get paid.” – Dr. Freckles
Commies and the FED
“Without the FEDERAL RESERVE communism dies on the vine, and communists die or change. With the FED, commies get a credit card and can order pizza – are we learning yet?” – Dr. Freckle
The TRUTH
“Government can’t be trusted with the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
f(x) always equals zero …
“Voting in AMERICA is an idempotent operation where f(x) ALWAYS EQUALS ZERO.” – Dr. Freckles
(now ask me what would happen if Democracy actually worked)
(you like Black Mirror?)
PSYOPs don’t die …
“Psyops don’t die, they just get recycled.” – Dr. Freckles
Government …
“Government is an extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
What freedom is …
“Freedom is ON or OFF: debating limited freedoms is like admitting you are a slave.” – Dr. Freckles
Bombing the poors? – day ends in “y”
“Gotta bomb the poors, otherwise they might have a chance to be rich.” – Dr. Freckles
Bomb the poors,
gotta have these wars,
missile filled skies,
the babies must die,
for WALMART pie,
and diesel filled seas,
for you and for me,
land of the grave,
home of the spree.
Wealth effect …
“There is no WEALTH EFFECT if DEBT generated it.” – Dr. Freckles
Childcare
“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Lowest …
“Trump voters are the Efrén Herrera of Nickelback.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles
Bill of Rights …
“We no longer have a ‘Bill of Rights’, if we ever did. All we have now is the bill, and we all gotta pay.” – Dr. Freckles
Topsoil and Famine
“You strip mine topsoil, you’re gonna have a famine.” – Dr. Freckles
Not opposed to mining or industry … (blah, blah, blah)
“I’m not opposed to mining, to industry. I’m opposed to people, knowingly, poisoning their neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
side note: this is NOT EDEN … this the FAFO place.
A jagged journey AWAY from the Devil.
“My life? – a rocky, misguided, mediocre but HARD SLOG AWAY from EVIL!” – Dr. Freckles
Of beetles and communists …
The beetles in CA are not the CAUSE of the trees dying, they are the things that come because the forest is sick, and dying.
Communists are NOT WHAT TOOK YOUR FREEDOM AWAY BUCKET HEAD …
Communists are what YOU GET because you’re too damn afraid to live free.