“Government can’t be trusted with the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
f(x) always equals zero …
“Voting in AMERICA is an idempotent operation where f(x) ALWAYS EQUALS ZERO.” – Dr. Freckles
(now ask me what would happen if Democracy actually worked)
(you like Black Mirror?)
PSYOPs don’t die …
“Psyops don’t die, they just get recycled.” – Dr. Freckles
Government …
“Government is an extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
What freedom is …
“Freedom is ON or OFF: debating limited freedoms is like admitting you are a slave.” – Dr. Freckles
Bombing the poors? – day ends in “y”
“Gotta bomb the poors, otherwise they might have a chance to be rich.” – Dr. Freckles
Bomb the poors,
gotta have these wars,
missile filled skies,
the babies must die,
for WALMART pie,
and diesel filled seas,
for you and for me,
land of the grave,
home of the spree.
Wealth effect …
“There is no WEALTH EFFECT if DEBT generated it.” – Dr. Freckles
Childcare
“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Lowest …
“Trump voters are the Efrén Herrera of Nickelback.” – Dr. Freckles

