“Government: crappy people, too much power.” – Dr. Freckles
Archaeology of human language …
“The true archaeology of human language leads to liberation.” – Dr. Freckles
Role models in the woods …
“You don’t usually find role models living in campers, in the woods.” – Dr. Freckles
Needs and wants …
“When needs and wants get confused? – people do bad things.” – Dr. Freckles
“We need that new cannon …”
“We gotta build dem dare PLOTON CANNON before THEY DO!”
“Who are ‘they’?”
“How the fuck should I know …”
“We gotta harvest suptick-fuel from the Himalayas … and you know China doesn’t care about babies …”
“We gotta build a rocket catapult?”
“Why?”
“So we can reach the sky, then …”
“Then what Ben?”
“We’ll touch the face of God baby …”
“We have to deploy the X-RAY BEAM.”
“Why my friend ZED?”
“Because if we don’t, the bad guys will zap us dead.”
“Then what happens pal?”
“We retire to a cottage and smoke crack in SO-CAL.”
“That’ll be nice …”
On the death star …
“On the death star? – we money-rape each other.” – Dr. Freckles
Hoi polloi …
“Hoi polloi is ancient Greek for garbage people.” – Dr. Freckles
Famous Thoreau quote …
This is a reworking of a famous Thoreau quote:
“You keep voting, I’ll keep drinking – let’s see who stays sober the longest.” – Dr. Freckles
Thoreau: “I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.”
Empire …
A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
- find a country that has shit you want
- install shit head as LEADER
- let it boil for 5 to 10 years
- Declare shit head “evil” and invade
(rinse and repeat)
Felons by lunchtime …
“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles