MY TARTARIAN NAME

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3

I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california

Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158

Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:

Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/

Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …

DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/

Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o

The Model:

Mellow Monday.

Taco Tuesday.

Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).

Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.

My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093

We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176

I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/

Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081

Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076

Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068

Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062

Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058

EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054

SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034

MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020

Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006

National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997

AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/

Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981

You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191

Panda Express:

Virus, Vaccine, One-child-policy, or something else?

If you follow me, all 6/7 of you, then you know I think a major catastrophe is upon us and the worst of it will begin this summer. You can think of it in banal terms as “global permafrost collapse”, but in reality that boring description hides a potential extinction level event. Best case scenario: we are heading towards Hot House Earth and large swaths of the planet will become uninhabitable very soon.

The PRC and its leadership have likely been aware of this for a long time, and IF the Covid/Vaccine campaigns were military psychological warfare then perhaps ONE of the purposes of this was to hide massive forced migration of Chinese citizens to climate safe zones in the deep south – S. America, New Zealand, Tasmania, Antarctica.

I guess we’ll find out soon.

When?

When I was a kid no one I knew in Western Washington needed air conditioning, ever. This may seem off topic, but as I was out walking today (in early May) I remarked at one of the more obvious cases of someone who had installed air conditioning and it seemed like it was on full power – Port Angeles, WA. This summer a lot of folks, especially in King and Pierce Counties, will be buying AC units, heat pumps, escape from the unrelenting heat.

Also, as a kid 5 decades ago, we were told we never had to worry about GREAT WHITE SHARKS in the Puget Sound, for three basic reasons: a) the orca pods would scare them away, b) the water is too cold and c) there’s plenty of food in the ocean for them or along the coasts. I’d say (a), (b), and (c), used to be true – none of those points are true now. The local orca pods are NOT doing great, the water is warming and FOOD in the wider ocean (see the story of the gray whales) is not the giant feast it used to be.

Add to this, the recent discovery of new sharks in the Puget Sound. Predators will avoid breaking boundary conditions of their habitats IF there is plenty of food. When the food runs low the predator has the choice of staying and dying OR going some place else. While cold water threatens great white sharks, WARM OR HOT water is just as bad for the great white – they like it warm, but not too warm. That’s the Puget Sound now, warm, not too warm, orca pods not doing so great, and plenty of food (for a creative predator).

This summer will be a barn burner, and the Western Washington beaches (like West Beach near Deception Pass) will be very popular.

I wonder if this will be the first summer a large shark attacks a swimmer or other human in the Puget Sound. Ghoulish? – yes. Exaggeration? – no.

Link: https://www.kitsapsun.com/story/news/2024/08/06/new-shark-species-sevengill-soupfin-found-in-puget-sound-washington/74592844007/

LOVE TAPS!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260510_LOVE_TAPS.mp3

Love Taps: https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-calls-iran-strikes-love-tap-ceasefire-effect/story?id=132762926

TYFYATTM:

THANK YOU
for YOUR ATTENTION
to this matter

SCRYB FREAKS!
EATING COOB SPICE!
SELLING BLACK RICE!
You need to STOP IT!
STOP IT NOW!
We'll harvest you
like a little
RED COW!
TYFYATTM ...

Modern whore sluts
nutting about
looking for snout
selling their
boovula
for a little
more time
your slime is DONE!
so over
get over Clover
stop your draino
or go insane-oh
TYFYATTM ...

ROAD CREWS
spreading tar
spreading ooze
10 men doing
one man's job
they ain't slobs
they selling drugs
not hugs
to the chugs
along the way
it's okay bro
it's okay
keep being
that MAGA
YOU!
So true ...

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We are ready to fight!
The world embraces NIGHT!
For any given sleight!
Or word ...
We're not turds ...

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Someone should unplug the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27943

The Phony War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27937

ROTAB WAR ORDERS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27915

Not enough food:

BIG PROJECT COMING UP:

Polar Bear Attacks:

ORCA REVENGE:

S’CLUMPING:

Link: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/flight-taking-denver-strikes-pedestrian-runway-rcna344330

DIRE WOLVES:

Link: https://www.geo.tv/latest/663380-colossal-biosciences-say-revived-dire-wolves-are-now-ready-to-reproduce

Rocks at seals:

TRUMP PHONE:

Link: https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/05/10/maga-is-furious-after-email-confirms-500-trump-phones-were-a-scam-and-theyll-never-get-their-money-back/