Don’t …

“Don’t bail out ANY loans, it’s that simple.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. Perverse Incentives
  2. Seat belts and football pads
  3. Which industry is special? – Housing, Petroleum/Energy, Military, Agriculture, Education ??? Which one deserves subsidies and bailouts?
  4. No one is getting bailed out next time around, we’ll all be too busy bailing water

Military noise …

Been a lot of “military vehicles in the cities” garbage lately … reminds me of 2020.

“The only thing cheaper than running a military vehicle around town is running video of it.” – Dr. Freckles

JOB MARKET

Some truth about the job market right now:

Online Job Engine User 1: “A lot of great jobs in New York, too bad I’m in Utah …”

Online Job Engine User 2: “A lot of great jobs in Utah, too bad I’m in New York …”

(and does it work like that dating site when you first log on?)

POOP BABY ABORTIONS NOW!

“POOP BABY ABORTIONS FOR EVERY FUCKING CLOWN!” – Dr. Freckles

MY TESTIMONY:

I was pregnant with a poop baby, because I was on percocet after I broke my arm cuz I slipped on the ice walking to the grocery store to get potato chips …

And I wanted a poop abortion …

And my hospital refused.

(I had to give birth to that poop baby, 11 pounds 5 ounces)

it was greasy and hard and painful and bloody …

it took 5 hours …

(I had to use a spoon at one point)

All because I DID NOT as a HOBO-CLOWN-TYPE-GENDER have access to poop baby abortions ….