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SQUIRREL ATE MY BABY!

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Zero Hedge Headline Information as of 4:06 AM 12/30/24 PST:

The bond markets are revolting CUZ 179 are dead from living in optimistic countries. Trump’s inauguration rejects calls to end chronic inflammation. Crypto losers spark anger as new African pendulum swings towards reality and CHINESE MAN doubles down on expanding counter-measures against stiff spirits and MEXICAN housing problems. Minorities and elderly remain fragile, Jolani says it will take 4-year-old’s blood to say that Yellen is forcing the Treasury to shove dildos up her butt.

When Animals Attack:

SQUIRRELS (file under ‘Nature is Metal’): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/squirrels-are-displaying-widespread-carnivorous-behavior-for-the-first-time-in-a-california-park-new-study-finds-180985707/

From 2021: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/08/squirrel-attacks-nyc-neighborhood-fear

Link: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/26/why-do-kangaroos-sometimes-attempt-to-harm-or-drown-dogs.html

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/kangaroos-eating-one-another-to-survive-australian-drought/

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

Worst ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16552

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