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August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Hot dogs, hamburger and STEAK …

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

SIX WORDS

Link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14993655/Scientists-reveal-word-plea-interstellar-object-Earth-encounter.html

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

WE WUZ KANGZ!

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/20/world-news/missing-texas-woman-kaura-taylor-found-living-in-lost-african-tribe-in-scotland/

Link: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lost-african-tribe-set-up-35758961

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP!

Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/walmart-great-value-shrimp-radioactive-contamination-cesium-137-fda/

August 18, 2025August 18, 2025

DROOPY

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/18/health/ozempic-vulva-is-making-women-look-aged-droopy-down-there

August 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Reality …

“Reality will always start making sense long before people do.” – Dr. Freckles

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

WTAF

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/17/us-news/10th-south-carolina-teen-expected-to-surrender-to-cops-in-murder-of-16-year-old-lured-to-his-end-and-filmed-dying-reports

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Our hugest and bestest ally …

Link: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/16/nevada-arrest-israeli-official

August 16, 2025August 16, 2025

This is like Schindler’s List …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/16/us-news/queens-deli-ignites-fear-among-jewish-new-yorkers-including-oct-7-survivor-im-still-not-safe

August 16, 2025August 16, 2025

DEAR ABBY …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/16/lifestyle/dear-abby-how-do-i-tell-my-daughter-that-im-not-her-biological-father