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October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Jerry SEINFELD

Link: https://www.palestinechronicle.com/its-a-genocide-im-into-it-seinfeld-mocks-protest-over-palestinian-children-killed/

October 11, 2026October 11, 2026

R.O.T.A.B. is nearly here …

Link: https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/11/yorkshire-wildlife-park-tiger-will-not-be-euthanized/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

BABY KNOCK OUT DROPS …

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/baby-sleep-supplement-recalled-over-undeclared-alcohol-content/6CPAJ6LSM5DG7NS54DJZNVFQVA/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

STDiarrhea …

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/health/sexually-transmitted-diarrhea-is-morphing-into-a-superbug/?utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Trump blames Trump for being Trump … (fify)

Link: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-trump-putin-diesel-228ccf74b2848c1ff0ac23f038b37512?taid=6aca73628ff35e000139a359&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

MOAR CATS …

Link: https://komonews.com/news/local/sumner-cats-seized-apartment-puyallup-shelter-spayed-adoption-44-cats-in-less-than-3-years-awareness-emergency-for-small-community

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: “STAIN ACCUSES STAIN OF BEING A STAIN …”

Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgj921e14jdo?xtor=AL-71-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_medium=social&at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_type=web_link&at_format=link&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_link_id=A7E34ED6-C460-11F1-AA97-C64B3BED0551&at_campaign=Social_Flow

October 7, 2026October 7, 2026

A rare photo of GEERT WILDERS (and his alien hooker girlfriend) …

October 7, 2026October 7, 2026

CHICKEN SAUSAGE MONKEY HERPES

Sausages: https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/health-alert-is s ued-chicken-vienna-style-sausage-products-illegally-imported-jamaica/GIRICKMUAJCZZH54DD5VZHQBPQ/

October 7, 2026October 7, 2026

“I can do what I want!” – says giant crying baby …

Oregon Live: https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2026/10/trump-elicits-shock-disgust-after-latest-musing-about-political-enemies-i-can-do-whatever-i-want.html