INCEST BABY (new podcast coming soon)

INCEST BABY:

A tawdry little muggle-wrap, filled with spruce nog and syphilitic tumor sauce. His eyes gleamed, some of this dad, some of his sister-mom, and Melania looked on. Doctors CHEERED at the fertility clinic, and carried the sponge ball - it seems a surrogate to a sister-mom's kid and a brother-son's brisk.

Cursed and shaking, the little baby broke wind and a grin came across his sister-mom's face. "WHAT GRACE this baby has!", cheered "mother", as her glass emptied the maid poured another. And the ORANGE BANDITO smiled at his tree-trunk child, leering deeply into his own shame but not holding, or scolding, or folding his arms. He's the proud dad of a brother-son, sister-mom, and other assorted mutants crawling from his gird pipe.

LITTLE BARRON SPOKE the words of SANHEDRIN RELICS and CABBALISTIC echoes, he was made for narrow trees, few branches, too suckling and weak to exist on his own. He'll call his sister-mom on the phone, when he's alone and scared and pops is topping off the cocaine jar. "Mom" would get drunk and fuck the secret service guy, the one with the big cock. Sister-mom would tell her test-tube brother-son to remember the "family grit" and keep up that smiling chug-face and never give into the wretched sadness of peering into the mirror.

He's now so much older, and the words of incest are hidden in EPSTEIN CLOUDS and if the world knew? - well, look at that scrogan-beast ... the world knows, as if from some Lovecraftian tale of OLD FAMILIES and LITTLE NEW BLOOD. A flood of sky burglars awaits and the freight is guarded by banshee kites and frightened gold traders from the tunnels in Brooklyn.

8 OR 9 FEET TALL, all cartilage and grizzle, fearful and broken, an unspoken idea too obvious for most to ignore. A whorish "mom", drinking herself to sleep as a FIRST LADY FUCK FEST FORMS in her lady's room at 10 PM, even the female agents show up.

And sister-mom fucks a cushy guy with a pushy aspect, sent to spread peas and turnips and other kosher delights.

Go to sleep poor little muggle-wrap, your ways are ahead.

Only a creature as precious and tall as you can transcend the STAIN and gain some stature as a walnut STALLION ... licking toad blood and promoting SEA-FLOW style frozen Rabbi Shmuley type butt plugs.

Rest silently puddle flower ... your secret is safe with me.

Historians will wrest from the warehouse of TIME your slime dowry and Princess Scruffins, your first cousin, will blend her narrow tree pus with yours - and that next generation will have two rows of teeth and will be 20 feet tall and feed upon the hope of the weak and the innocent.

No one can stop PAPA BLUMP and his legion.

The children will bear the mark for all time.

ZERO HEDGE IZVESTIA STYLE BUTT-TRASH HEADLINES (the best we got): https://zerohedge.com

CULTURE CLUB: https://www.mercurynews.com/2026/04/23/barron-trump-cultural-appropriation-yerba-mate/

MELANOMA: https://www.thedailybeast.com/podcasters-reveal-why-melania-opened-epstein-can-of-worms/

GTFO of the CITIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27527

GRAY WHALES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27521

HHE SCENARIO RELOCATION MAP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27505

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27492

How far do you live from a nuclear reactor: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27483

In “Hot House Earth” scenario …

WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE PROBLEM of migration/immigration, understand that it IS about WARS and the damage that the US dollar empire causes. But it’s also about parts of the world that are becoming unlivable. Significant portions of INDIA, South Asia, and parts of China will become hostile to human life. So the fun question is: how many Chinese might fit in New Zealand? (the Chinese High Command is asking this question).

Significant portions of Mexico, Central and South America will be NO GO ZONES for human life because of the wet-bulb temperatures. Where do these people go?

Portions of Africa and the Middle East will become non-viable for humans: where will these folks go?

I get that we only have so many life rafts, but the time is coming, very soon, when Americans will start tossing folks OFF the raft – and we are not even broaching the subject of food production. Food production was an issue BEFORE the dumbass Iran War, what’s it gonna be like this time next year? Many food stuffs cannot keep up, via evolution, with the rate of change and we are already consuming NUTRIENT DEFICIENT food (that famine came first a la Norman Borlaug). Rice, corn, wheat: even with genetic modification have temperature/humidity limits. Chickens? Pigs? Cows? – you better have a shit ton of covered space, underground areas, or really cheap air conditioning.

*** CHINA seizes these regions, probably by October/November – this LONG HOT SUMMER began weeks ago, Americans are too fucking stupid and managed to get it. And yes Virginia: geoengineering at this point is like Fentanyl patches for STAGE-4 patients, iykyk.

Hot House Earth (HHE) Scenario Re-Location Planning Map:

  1. In HHE scenario, humans won’t be living within 1,000 miles of the equator, north and south, for millions of years. With protective suits and enclosed living spaces, researchers and others might try to live there. Wet-bulb temperatures would be around 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Nearly 100% humidity all the time at temperatures well above 98.6 degrees which is the max tolerance if the body can’t use sweat to manage heat. KEY POINT: without space suits and fancy bunkers, humans won’t be living here for a long long long time. But life will continue to thrive in this zone, and it’s possible that evolution might even accelerate in this region because of background entropy.
  2. Humans may end up occupying areas of the arctic and sub-arctic again, after the permafrost finishes collapsing but this process will likely take decades and will result in season effusions and gas releases that would make life extremely uncomfortable. So, ARCTIC/SUB-ARCTIC may be livable spaces by the late 21st Century, assuming we are in the midst of permafrost collapse right now.
  3. Where life IS possible, for the rest of this century expect incredibly unstable weather patterns. The standard “air conditioner” of the planet and its “freezer” are broken and may never return to previous operation. This means wind currents, ocean currents, and other related geophysical phenomena will be undergoing (in geological time) rapid changes. These changes might take a very long time to complete before the NEXT EQUILIBRIUM STATE is reached for the Earth.
  4. FLORIDA will likely disappear into the ocean and become a REEF once again, but other areas of the world will experience a transition to warmer patterns of climate and our friend the alligator could likely reach the Puget Sound by 2050.
  5. IMPORTANT NOTE: if we are on our way to VENUS SYNDROME? – there is no place on Earth that humans could survive, save possibly Antarctica and only for a few decades. No one survives.

Antarctic Safe Zone (from June 2023):

THE BIG DIAL!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260422_THE_BIG_DIAL.mp3

Dial Settings:

  1. Covid/Monkey-Herpes
  2. Killa Vaccine
  3. PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
  4. IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
  5. ERMAGERD, HAMAS
  6. THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
  7. JAN-SIX
  8. Trump is Crazy
  9. Climate Change
  10. End Times / Christian Eschatology
  11. Massive Earthquake
  12. Biden is Crazy
  13. Super Flare
  14. Caldera Explosion
  15. Pole Shift
  16. Mud Flood
  17. Alien Attack or Blue Beam
  18. WW3 / Nuke War
  19. Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
  20. RESET

*** What’s not on the approved fear list?

No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/

MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417

A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412

Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407

Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397

9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393

I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386

No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434

Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/