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POOP BABY ABORTIONS NOW!

“POOP BABY ABORTIONS FOR EVERY FUCKING CLOWN!” – Dr. Freckles

MY TESTIMONY:

I was pregnant with a poop baby, because I was on percocet after I broke my arm cuz I slipped on the ice walking to the grocery store to get potato chips …

And I wanted a poop abortion …

And my hospital refused.

(I had to give birth to that poop baby, 11 pounds 5 ounces)

it was greasy and hard and painful and bloody …

it took 5 hours …

(I had to use a spoon at one point)

All because I DID NOT as a HOBO-CLOWN-TYPE-GENDER have access to poop baby abortions ….

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Catastrophes happen …

– Biblical history tells us: catastrophes happen

– Natural history tells us: catastrophes HAPPEN

So it’s all fine and good to be morons, right wing or left wing, and focus on what “people do”.

CON: “Dan, people are setting these fires.”

or

LIB: “Dan, your car is causing this”

Nah bro: Nature will FUCK YOU in the ASS …

(whenever nature wants to)

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What the Ukraine PSYOP does:

Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-warns-over-reservoir-level-after-kakhovka-dam-collapse-2023-06-08/

  1. reduces access to the Arctic circle during a likely intense period of rapid permafrost collapse. This includes ESAS and Siberia.
  2. uses up western stockpiles of military grade small arms, rockets, anti-aircraft.
  3. It represents a low-level divide and conquer operation.
  4. Allows for the disappearance and rendition of Americans on a massive scale.
  5. As with table magic: it keeps the focus of curious minds AWAY FROM the Arctic and Antarctic.
  6. Another excuse for collapsing food production.
  7. Any increases of fire and smoke from the Russian arctic will be blamed on the “war”.

Frankly, the money laundering angle is dumb: they have been able to move BILLIONS for decades, no problem. Why would they need this kind of byzantine Rube Goldberg BS to launder money?

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