LOVE TAPS!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260510_LOVE_TAPS.mp3

Love Taps: https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-calls-iran-strikes-love-tap-ceasefire-effect/story?id=132762926

TYFYATTM:

THANK YOU
for YOUR ATTENTION
to this matter

SCRYB FREAKS!
EATING COOB SPICE!
SELLING BLACK RICE!
You need to STOP IT!
STOP IT NOW!
We'll harvest you
like a little
RED COW!
TYFYATTM ...

Modern whore sluts
nutting about
looking for snout
selling their
boovula
for a little
more time
your slime is DONE!
so over
get over Clover
stop your draino
or go insane-oh
TYFYATTM ...

ROAD CREWS
spreading tar
spreading ooze
10 men doing
one man's job
they ain't slobs
they selling drugs
not hugs
to the chugs
along the way
it's okay bro
it's okay
keep being
that MAGA
YOU!
So true ...

TYFYATTM ...
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TYFYATTM ...
TYFYATTM ...
TYFYATTM ...

We are ready to fight!
The world embraces NIGHT!
For any given sleight!
Or word ...
We're not turds ...

TYFYATTM ...
TYFYATTM ...
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TYFYATTM ...
TYFYATTM ...

Someone should unplug the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27943

The Phony War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27937

ROTAB WAR ORDERS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27915

Not enough food:

BIG PROJECT COMING UP:

Polar Bear Attacks:

ORCA REVENGE:

S’CLUMPING:

Link: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/flight-taking-denver-strikes-pedestrian-runway-rcna344330

DIRE WOLVES:

Link: https://www.geo.tv/latest/663380-colossal-biosciences-say-revived-dire-wolves-are-now-ready-to-reproduce

Rocks at seals:

TRUMP PHONE:

Link: https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/05/10/maga-is-furious-after-email-confirms-500-trump-phones-were-a-scam-and-theyll-never-get-their-money-back/

“A.I. ate my homework …”

Many START-UPs get issued choice insurance plans to cover many scenarios, to include events like this. I’d like to know the casino outcomes on this scenario … someone made money off of a fake startup. Or, they juiced it for the startup capital and left with a note saying “AI ate my homework”. We’ll see, looks crooked.

IRANIAN TANK TOPS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260428_IRANIAN_TANK_TOPS.mp3

IRANIAN TANK TOPS:

Link: https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/iran-stashing-unsold-oil-in-derelict-tanks-as-us-blockade-cuts-exports-3218949

FALKLAND ISLANDS (revisited): https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/what-know-about-falkland-islands-us-considers-reassessing-position-2026-04-24/

SHORAD NEGLIGENCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27655

DEAR BEZOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27648

Iran’s Weather Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27644

EMAIL ME AND SAY HI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27604

What we know of the past: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27595

Worse than covid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27591

Evacuate: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27579

20 RIBEYES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27571