“The REALITY of the ‘IRAN CONFLICT’ is a function of how many Iranian missiles were launched at Tel Aviv today?” – Dr. Freckles
Et tu David Copperfield?
“The blockade is unbelievable!” – President Trump
CRACK SPREADS!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260825_CRACK_SPREADS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d
POOP CRUISE: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/aboard-the-carnival-triumph-cruise-ship/2/
EAST COAST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30178
I don’t believe “TRUMP” writes ANY of this SHIT:
*** I really don’t know WHO or WHAT “TRUMP” is. He might be a FALSTAFFIAN BUFFOON, bumbling his way on the witch’s path not knowing or understanding why or where he is headed. This is a thing in the clandestine world, they’re called “useful idiots” for a reason. He could be 100% constructed, and several “Trump”s might exist now, playing the same guy, in shifts (as it seemed they did with Biden at the end). But he’s not a person in the way you or I are, and in that sense our GRIEF is best not directed at him, because directing our GRIEF at “Trump” is “Trump”‘s purpose. He’s a column of smoke, a stone idol, a wooden Hindenburg. I am 100% certain HE is not the one “tweeting”. CIA PSYOP team with Mossad assistance is doing that for “him” or it.
ARCANE and IMPORTANT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30153
Guilt of poverty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30185
Plastic Cookies: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/aug/24/cookies-plastic-astronauts-space-food
Crack Spreads: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/100-Diesel-Cracks-Signal-a-Much-Tighter-Oil-Market-Than-Brent-Suggests.html
*** Remember what I said: if you are going to inflate the $USD, you want to have a shit ton of oil you can set prices for domestically or regionally … hence VENEZUELA.
*** Is Trump going to nationalize oil production? – been asking this question since the weird BS of MARCH 2020 (and I don’t mean the “covid”) I mean the “oil event” no one likes talking about … was it CONTANGO? – who knows … are we in BACKWARDATION right now? – maybe? Who knows …
*** OIL PRICE and DIESEL PRICE manipulation is far more insidious than gold manipulation.
Bonds: https://apnews.com/article/rates-bond-market-bessent-inflation-c6e148f8235a98245adf04b2d4bdd8d1
TRUST the SCIENCE: https://nypost.com/2026/08/20/us-news/kentucky-doctor-left-her-baby-granddaughter-in-hot-car-to-die-while-she-worked-at-medical-clinic/
TRUST the ACADEMIC: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/20/academic-who-accused-jason-arday-of-plagiarism-suspended-by-his-university
The paper and code — https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20030522_Indiana_University_Senior_Thesis_2003.pdf
NEO Stalinism:
*** The 300,000 tons of ground beef is about 4% of American consumption, per year. EVEN IF we think he’s telling the truth, this merely cuts SOME of the inflation out of the ground beef purchasing by Americans.
Link: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/21/trump-ground-beef-import-tariff.html
The business of government: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30108
What’s left: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30138
Closer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30163
The only thing lonelier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30167
I don’t know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30069
TARTARIA and JETSONS REVISITED:
The “guilt” of poverty
“If there is someone in your life that guilt trips you for being poor? – you don’t need that person.” – Dr. Freckles
The business of government …
“The business of government has ALWAYS BEEN augmenting reality.” – Dr. Freckles
The Iran story stinks guys …
“If you agree to a ceasefire before you finish off the enemy, the war is not over.” – Paul C. Roberts
(thank you, Paul, for stating the obvious)
Trump threatening to bomb OMAN …
Link: https://apnews.com/article/oman-iran-war-us-hormuz-a8298715a51159225d2f37a6d50ce682
NARRATIVE REMINDER …
This is what’s on the “menu”:
- US is waging this war, and the USA represent the “bad guys”.
- IRAN is responding to this war, and it is the BAD GUY.
Not on the menu: that this war could be an OP just like COVID. Which means 100% orchestrated bullshit.
Another question: how the FUCK does it benefit Iran to give Israel rest, repair and recuperation time? It doesn’t add up, and the edge lord excuses sound stupid, so they generally don’t discuss this inconvenient fact.
