Link: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Beam
Link: https://nypost.com/2024/08/17/us-news/spate-of-ufo-sightings-reported-over-california/
This is a slut chain …
A cow had sex with a monkey that had sex with a bird that had Kentucky style sideways action with Florida Man …
Florida Man had WEST VIRGINIA method “Old Miss Gibbons” style horse-shoeing, while cuddling a grizzly and allowing a mountain lion to tug him off … and then it gets worse …
Texas Dave was pile driving his Latin queen in his new CHEVY TRUCK MACHINE, when that mountain lion Florida Man infected showed up, and it became a “Juarez 3 Way with extra pepper” … this is how lockdowns start mother fucker … stop it … fuck the monkey pox herpes …
CANADA KATE was servicing truckers near Niagara Falls, when that nasty ass TEXAS DAVE showed up. He was covered in pus buncles and layer-cake fecal powders … She did the “Driving Miss Davy” for him, but his jergis-wand exploded with a green glowing paste, and a lot lizard called the state patrol …
The state patrolman sampled Dave’s GOO and spilled a little on his pants, the lot lizard, Harper Gapes, ended up propositioning the cop … and they had cop-style rough sex in the back of his cruiser, and as his cruiser spooge burst its dam, Harper caught a mouth load on the way down … and the monkey pox spreads …
A fella named STRUPPS was huffing paint fumes near the 7/11 off of BOBLIMPTOCK AVENUE, when Harper came by … she had jaundiced eyes and flies and scovington-scars from coconut bars covering her arms and legs … STRUPPS tried to help her, but instead they tripped and fell into a pile of garbage in the alley and began to make a bunctous baby … and now the MONKEY POX WORSENS: WHO, CODE RED!
MERV BRAMPTON found that poor damnable baby, tossed in a dumpster, and took the child home. Poor thing was half-human, half-monkey pox … MERV didn’t know what to do … he named the child Harriet or Harry, he wasn’t too sure about the sex or gender of that bunctous baby. When Harriet was 9, he drove drove him/her to the jungles of Florida, and dropped the baby off in a swamp … “Goodbye poor bunctous baby … may your parents rot in hell”
Harriet grew up and went to COLLEGE. She studied and read books and got herself a PhD and moved to Australia … becoming a citizen. She changed her name to RAY GUNN and represented the Aussies in the Olympic Games as a break dancer …
An everyone lived happily ever after …
THIS WEEK’S PSYOP WINNERS:
“Don’t trust the media, unless it makes you feel better about reality.” – Dr. Freckles
Nothing about yesterday adds up – even if you think part of the prank was having a bullet whizz by Trump’s head …
Me? – I simply don’t trust the sources of information that would allow me to judge.
As a Sovietologist? – I am simply asking THIS QUESTION
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING ME THIS?
(that’s the question)
Here’s my NICEST limited hangout TAKE from yesterday’s Penny Dreadful nonsense:
We are winning the WAR against the MACHINES …
“The best advocates for fear are those who feign skepticism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Check the 24 hour chart on Bitcoin once ROSS gets FREED.” – Dr. Freckles
“The core goal of all storytelling is to GET PEOPLE to incorporate the narrative into their own memory.” – Dr. Freckles
“A secondary goal of storytelling is to get people to RE-TELL the story, thus spreading its effect.” – Dr. Freckles
Think about the APOLLO MOON story …
No matter what you believe about it, it gets embellished on, facts change, people even make up stories around the event that are not true …
“I was HERE when it happened …”, kind of like the “JFK” I was here stories …
The retelling of the story naturally mutates it … but more so, the MEDIA PUMP around the story gives it heat and permanence outside the scope of human memory, and becomes a MEME in the context of culture. I guess.
It does become a retained memory.
My dad told me a story once, when I was a kid, about some dude that was running his car on water – it was the 1970’s, and we were sandwiched between two OIL SHOCKS …
Then, when I was 11 or 12, I heard a similar story on KOMO 1000 AM Paul Harvey …
And it’s hard to say for certain how the story spreads or who spreads it, but it can spread on its own if its the RIGHT story.
Now think about COVID …
Paragliders …
The HERO STORY of ASSANGE …
George Floyd …
You ever wonder WHY they are doing all these derivative remakes in the movies and pop culture? – Because if you see it from the right angle, it looks like concertina wire around the collective unconscious.
Do I believe it’s “all lies”? – no …
Do I think you need to be a talented Sovietologist to see through most of it? – yes.
Am I good at it? – sometimes.
The hardest thing to overcome is wishful thinking …
What makes a good story a GREAT STORY? – it’s a story you WANT to believe, and probably NEED to believe.
“Sheep dipping doesn’t usually happen once with a FED, it’s usually an ongoing process.” – Dr. Freckles
“You’re too afraid to ask the right questions, and this is how BAD IDEAS rule.” – Dr. Freckles