Category: PSYOP

Link: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/africas-worsening-mpox-outbreak-can-no-longer-be-ignored/

This is a slut chain …

A cow had sex with a monkey that had sex with a bird that had Kentucky style sideways action with Florida Man …

Florida Man had WEST VIRGINIA method “Old Miss Gibbons” style horse-shoeing, while cuddling a grizzly and allowing a mountain lion to tug him off … and then it gets worse …

Texas Dave was pile driving his Latin queen in his new CHEVY TRUCK MACHINE, when that mountain lion Florida Man infected showed up, and it became a “Juarez 3 Way with extra pepper” … this is how lockdowns start mother fucker … stop it … fuck the monkey pox herpes …

CANADA KATE was servicing truckers near Niagara Falls, when that nasty ass TEXAS DAVE showed up. He was covered in pus buncles and layer-cake fecal powders … She did the “Driving Miss Davy” for him, but his jergis-wand exploded with a green glowing paste, and a lot lizard called the state patrol …

The state patrolman sampled Dave’s GOO and spilled a little on his pants, the lot lizard, Harper Gapes, ended up propositioning the cop … and they had cop-style rough sex in the back of his cruiser, and as his cruiser spooge burst its dam, Harper caught a mouth load on the way down … and the monkey pox spreads …

A fella named STRUPPS was huffing paint fumes near the 7/11 off of BOBLIMPTOCK AVENUE, when Harper came by … she had jaundiced eyes and flies and scovington-scars from coconut bars covering her arms and legs … STRUPPS tried to help her, but instead they tripped and fell into a pile of garbage in the alley and began to make a bunctous baby … and now the MONKEY POX WORSENS: WHO, CODE RED!

MERV BRAMPTON found that poor damnable baby, tossed in a dumpster, and took the child home. Poor thing was half-human, half-monkey pox … MERV didn’t know what to do … he named the child Harriet or Harry, he wasn’t too sure about the sex or gender of that bunctous baby. When Harriet was 9, he drove drove him/her to the jungles of Florida, and dropped the baby off in a swamp … “Goodbye poor bunctous baby … may your parents rot in hell”

Harriet grew up and went to COLLEGE. She studied and read books and got herself a PhD and moved to Australia … becoming a citizen. She changed her name to RAY GUNN and represented the Aussies in the Olympic Games as a break dancer …

An everyone lived happily ever after …