Category: Planetary Status Reports

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THE MCRIB IS BACK!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231124_THE_MCRIB_IS_BACK.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

McRib is BACK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10197

Irish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10326

Fruit salad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10324

Always been some place: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10322

Y spel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10228

FULL STOP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10226

Aladdin’s Lamp: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10224

Start Raising: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10220

Humans do stupid and dangerous shit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10217

New Age Christianity: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10214

Don’t be afraid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10212

Scream: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10210

Cities and Predators: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10208

Hobos and lint rollers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10206

Bullies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10204

Never too late: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10202

WWW Landfill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10200

Cheeto Sexual: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10310

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The Irish …

“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles

“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles

The Irish are known for driving snakes away …

(just saying)

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THANKSGIVING ROAST

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231123_THANKSGIVING_ROAST.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Baby food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10297

YANTIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10295

Maybe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10292

My Thanksgiving meal: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10282

VAGINA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10286

Worst Yoda Ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10284

Synthetic End Times: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10277

Peloton Marketing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10275

Fakery and YouTube: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10273

Game Theory or Behaviorism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10271

Anti-Central Bank: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10265

Where did Fetterman Come From: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10263

Storing Urine in Jars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10261

I heard you last night: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10259

J6 was an IQ test: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10257

If I had an ONLY FANS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10251

Having a military: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10249

When YOUR GUY wins: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10247

Florida: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10244

Argentina: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10242

Worshiping Science: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10240

“you’re my only hope, really”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10236

Ginger kids: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10230

PASSPORT/ID FROM NIAGARA FALLS BOMBER:

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YANTIS

YANTIS moves fast down the trail, the one behind your house. He hears your farts and counts your poops. He seeks after hustler jelly and hooker style anal hookups … with lasers … and hydraulic lifters.

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My Thanksgiving Meal …

I’ll be making Ol’ Mangies Toogat Soup … eating it alone in my camper, in the dark.

Recipe:

Mix gravel and diesel and metal shavings and broken glass – along with turnip-worms and dried yellowjackets … don’t cook it … not unless you want to ruin the flavor.

It’s so good.

There’s an entrée I’m preparing for Thanksgiving tomorrow …

It takes time and patience, like scaling the mountains of Horg and seeking after Queen Lustra’s POWER JUICE, but knowing you’re not really Clint Eastwood.

You take baked beans and old hairspray and mineral spirits and mix this into a large bowl …

You then mix in toadstools and x-ray bugs …

Eat this, while watching old episodes of Twilight Zone alone …

currying daggly yolk and massaging merg-shank

yep – cutting up scribbly greens right now … pre-heating the tsongas-beef … making sure I have hyle-gravy.

You go down to the wharf, and meet Tony …

He hooks you up with Sharon, and then things get fun.

You pile CRAB into a swangus-stew pot, and mix in crag-nuts and cat droppings and lost storg-larva …

And it takes some getting used to, especially when your anus starts to bleed.

I put the gumbous-beast in the oven …

Getting craggle-berry waffle juice ready …

Making a slurry of mac+cheese+green beans …

Happy Thanksgiving, really …

Saturnalia begins … with the ritual of the dead bird.

There are blues – fentanyl pills …

Then there are the blues-travelers, fentanyl pills dipped in PCP …