DIRE STRAITS - PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

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MP3 Part 1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_1.mp3

MP3 Part 2: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_2.mp3

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2 WEEK BREAK: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/9/israels-netanyahu-ready-for-talks-with-lebanon-as-soon-as-possible

SECOND ORDER EFFECTS: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Oil-Supply-Shock-Ripples-Through-Fertilizer-Plastics-and-Tech.amp.html

THIRD ORDER AND SECOND ORDER FINANCIAL IMPACTS: it’s hard to find any thing solid on the relationship between the GULF CRISIS and DERIVATIVES/CDS … except that many private banking and equity firms are gating or shutting off withdrawals from their funds. I ASSUME they are doing their best to cover this up.

The most likely explanation for Israeli adherence to this ceasefire (not truce, not armistice, not peace) is that the situation in S. Lebanon is deteriorating rapidly.
Iran will assume that Israel/USA will restock and reload for more fighting, Iran will do the same and it’s POSSIBLE they rush develop the atom bomb.
There is <30% that this is leading to peace … but technically this does look MORE OPTIMISTIC than destroying all of Iran (which sounded bat shit crazy). I think giving the odds of peace >5% is grossly optimistic … but maybe I’m feeling positive.
If Trump is serious about the peace? – it means he’s tossing AIPAC, the Zionists, Netanyahu and all of Israel under the bus (and it’s about time).
No matter what happens next: the US dollar is toast. The petro dollar is already toast. But the functionally extinct are the last to find out – iykyk.
Even if TRUMP is pursuing peace AND the peace holds, TRUMP’s political career is over – no “fool me three times” … MAGA is toast.
US troops coming home from the Middle East can help with riot control when the food riots break out later this year …

Synagogue in Tehran:

WAR CRIMES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26840

As if the op has a DIAL control:

I’ve been educating “long time listeners” in recent days regarding my takes that I’ve tended to repeat over and over and over again … amirite?

Any who: IF YOU DON’T FUCKING REMEMBER …

I remember letting my podcast listeners know in 2021/2022 that the “covid” seemed like an OP with a dial – turn it up or turn it down.

Now look at this Iran war … if they are managing a fuzzy event of catastrophic proportions then you do not want to culminate (in terms of psychological warfare) before reaching your objective: which is to block the third eye and prevent the Americans from figuring out WHAT is going on till the last moment. It’s a fuzzy event, so they don’t have some precise date when this “thing” arrives, but they do have a window of time.

So if “Iran” is the “Covid Op” of 2026 and “Popping Smoke”, you might see Kentucky windage being used to dial up or down the op in sync with the arrival of “IT”.

As of now: BEST CASE SCENARIO (50%), WORST CASE SCENARIO (75%), and I think there’s an 80% chance the Antichrist is revealed in the next 18 months.

NEW TRAUMA MONKEY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26891

FBI Experimentation: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26886

2027: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26881

FUCK YOU / STILL HERE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26856

Dig a little deeper: https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/us-scientists-crack-superconductor-code-zero-energy-loss-moves-closer-reality

This is DEAD INTERNET MURDER HORNET bullshit: this bad penny pops up every once in a while like the “oh shit, we almost got fusion” stories.

“Researchers also highlighted that although the pressures used in the experiments are still very high — about 1.4 million times atmospheric pressure — the researchers see this as part of a longer path forward. They are adding more elements to lower the pressure further with the goal of making these materials practical.”