Category: Planetary Status Reports

Posted on

THE LAST POPE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250509_THE_LAST_POPE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

A NEW POPE:

Pope Leo/Leone XIV …

  1. I don’t have any favorite Roman Emperors …
  2. I don’t have any favorite Popes …
  3. Rome is NOT a holy place
  4. The VATICAN is not a holy place
  5. “Prophets” and saints of Catholicism are not necessarily prophets or saints, sorry if that shocks you. But if you’re wondering if Christ has disciples, He does, we are all called to be.

Link 1: https://www.newsweek.com/survivors-clergy-abuse-group-pope-leo-zero-tolerance-2069855

Link 2: https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2025/05/08/pope-leo-xivs-ancestry-celebrated-congressman-genealogist-tout-possible-creole-black-roots/

Link 3: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2025/05/03/last-pope-prophecy-malachy-francis/83386611007/

Potato Salad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20659

Methylene Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20672

Booty Alert: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20630

Posted on

FIGHT BACK!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250507_FIGHT_BACK.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

TRUMP: “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”

  1. Greenland
  2. Panama canal
  3. Gulf of Mexico
  4. National Parks/forests / Bureau of land management properties
  5. CANADA
  6. GAZA – TRUMP PLAZA
  7. judges
  8. Alcatraz
  9. other stuff, depending upon the day of week

Fortunate son: TENDY’S DELIVERS FOUR ANCIENT CHINESE CURSES

BIRD POPULATION: https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/05/north-american-bird-populations-suffering-severe-decline

Spain: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-29/spain-portugal-power-outage-how-it-happened/105227080

Air Quality: https://www.newsweek.com/children-advised-against-going-outside-oregon-air-quality-2067369

Even ZH respects Sovietology, as long as it is pointed at the PRC:

If you want to win: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20612

ROBOT APOCALYPSE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20609

Torture-to-Surgery: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20607

If it never happened: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20605

Fight Back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20600

MOAR DANE (limited hangouts):

I’ve discussed this before: https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/health/texas-county-has-more-than-twice-as-much-dementia-as-the-rest-of-the-us/

NEVER EVER EVER criticize a certain country:

Posted on

CHIPPED: Chapter 1 – BUTT SURFING 4 FREAKS

I spent the day thinking about it.

I wasn’t sure if NOW was the right time. My friend PAULIE got the chip 5 weeks ago, and says he can “keep from blowing his load” longer when he’s giving his wife the “EAST TEXAS PONY RIDE”; there are no limits, no constraints, love beyond county line toad parties. So it sounded SO GOOD there was no doubt I would need to do it too, get the fucking chip.