Category: Planetary Status Reports

The first Pioneer probes were launched launched in 1965, sent on a grand tour of deep space.

Many did not know this, but NASA used an experimental ion drive powered by a radiological decay battery – capable of reaching 50% the speed of light … but it gets worse.

One of the Pioneer probes slipped into a black hole and hyper accelerated backwards in time, such that this probe visited many places … planets … dive bars.

On the probe are instructions on HOW to get to Earth …

On the probe is a message: “Please rape us …”

(abductions)

Voyager was about sending them a record to play, loudly, while they raped us …

Throughout the UNIVERSE, we are known as PLANET RAPE.

(or RAPE-PLANET)

(let’s not complicate things)

(this will only hurt a little)

This applies to the environment too …

Like “hey, CUM to EARTH and fuck the planet, and fuck us …”

My friend went to Mars …

He sent me emails and text messages after he got there … pictures of him with underwear models, hanging out at the BAR on Olympus Mons … great view of Mars.

A lot of people I know are going to Mars …

1. You get special SPACE PILLS once you get on the plane, they are so you don’t PANIC as you go to SPACE … (fentanyl)
2. Your magic SpaceX ROCKET, STARSHIP, gonna fly so high so fast, 500 passengers per trip … (the rocket explodes down range, beyond surveillance, the “pile” in Antarctica)

And then you get to send messages and hang out at the bar …

LIVING LIFE BIG …

Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego ???

Is it true Whitman, Price and Hadad?

Do any of you remember the “apple pie” from that show JUSTIFIED?

(sometimes I want the apple pie)