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September 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Cool Knife …

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/family-takes-legal-action-against-wa-deputy-reportedly-stabs-man-death/N3MC725XDJHIZCTHGQ4ZMJ6WCU

September 18, 2026September 18, 2026

NEW SEAFLOW PRODUCTS!

September 18, 2026September 18, 2026

GREENLAND

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-news/trump-announces-greenland-deal-with-denmark-giving-us-permanent-control-over-security/

September 18, 2026September 18, 2026

More randomly dead whales … (no one knows)

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/tremendously-sad-dead-fin-whale-found-bow-cruise-ship-near-sitka-alaska/ZUEIZJWLQRHSHMTZIEDHEWGQVE/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1789730787

September 18, 2026September 18, 2026

HAPPY ENDING with FULL RELEASE!

Link: https://komonews.com/news/local/marysville-police-shut-down-21-illicit-massage-businesses-in-trafficking-crackdown-mpd-law-enforcement-license-appllications-public-safety-inspections-undercover-operations

September 15, 2026September 15, 2026

The Whole Fake World

“I will piss off the whole fake world.” – Dr. Freckles

September 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Nature is healing …

Link: https://www.king5.com/article/news/nation-world/arrow-amazon-delivery-driver-van-missouri-neighborhood/507-405adc87-1372-4a29-b4c2-46939b41601b

September 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Got herpes?

September 14, 2026September 14, 2026

NOW THIS!?!?!

September 14, 2026September 14, 2026

GRUNGE to NOW

“Grunge was always a dog whistle.” – Dr. Freckles