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LUKE’S DAD WAS BLACK!

Luke’s dad was black …

They had to cover it up, no one wanted to talk about it.

It should have been obvious, if you had eyes to see.

LUKE’S DAD WAS BLACK!

They fired VADER from the USAF, because he was TOO BLACK, too bold. Too old to sell the laundry pipe slushies to the gushing wound hamsters, he was never going to bang that senator’s wife in the ass.

Things got weirder for VADER, as his life descended into a drug-fueled hell and his LOVERS LEFT HIM to DWINDLE as the stars fell and the hungry bird apes ruled LA and FRESNO.

All because he was too black …

Too black to be remembered.

Too black to be DARTH VADER …

Too black to be Luke’s father.

TOO BLACK to be OBAMA …

Just too black.

ONE DAY THERE'S GONNA BE A WAR,
between the apes and the robots.

One day there's gonna be peace,
between hobos and the hookers with yeast.

YOU CAN SEE the skin heads riding off in to the sunset with their whirligigs and pheasant pudding. Like some young sailor dropped off at port, his submarine captain saying goodbye. The sailor can live for 4 days before radiation kills him, he’s stocked up on whiskey and cigarettes as his boys sail away … An escaped tiger, covered in tumors, eats him … he doesn’t make it 5 minutes. He is filled with regrets, because there is no meaning.

It’s all too stupid to be this stupid …

And if you say “it can be this stupid”, then maybe Nietzsche was right and God is dead.

But Luke’s dad was black …

Fuck you if you don’t know this.

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If you’re into predictive programming … (next up: “accidental nuclear war” ???)

  1. Russians attacking CIA/MOSSAD proxies in Syria: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-jets-support-syrian-counteroffensive-after-jihadist-insurgents-capture-aleppo
  2. ZELENSKY OFFERS PEACE FOR NATO MEMBERSHIP: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/zelenskyy-offers-end-hot-phase-war-exchange-nato-membership
  3. A 100K man NATO ARMY for the Ukraine: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russias-foreign-intelligence-service-warned-about-100k-strong-nato-intervention
  4. PUTIN WARNS TRUMP about MOAR MCPOYLES and REVEALS his wonder-weapons (like Hitler): https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/putin-sends-chilling-warning-to-trump-over-his-safety-as-he-threatens-kyiv-with-oreshnik-missile-strike-101732841021860.html

Nice set up for a story.

This was an HBO movie from 1990: “By Dawn’s Early Light”.

Not a bad film, but the premise is accidental or triggered accidental nuclear war. This is also the premise of the story SUM of ALL FEARS.

In fact, I can’t think of many FUCKING nuclear war MOVIES that didn’t have as an aspect or premise ACCIDENTAL nuclear war: On The Beach, DR. STRANGELOVE, FAILSAFE, DEF CON 4, etc … etc … it’s robots or faulty wiring or some random “McPoyle” with too much clearance. Accidental has been a key message of the nuke war narrative during my lifetime. Almost like the “pandemic” thing, you could guess that THIS might be (along with Blue Beam) a possible “covid” scale psyop.

COVID SCALE PSYOPS:

  1. “Alien Attack” (Blue Beam)
  2. “Accidental” nuclear war (or on purpose)
  3. “NATURAL” EVENT: some natural catastrophe that is triggered
  4. “COVID” (monkey-herpes) PART 2, electric fucking boogaloo …

SCENARIOS in order of likelihood:

  1. Accidental nuke war scenario: seems most likely since 2022
  2. Blue Beam
  3. Natural Event: pick one
  4. Another COVID (everyone loves remakes)

KEEP IN MIND: you can’t really “fake” a nuclear war, if you could they would have done it already. You can fake the reasons, and limit the damage.

  • limited nuclear war: means next stage super globalism OR the END TIMES, JD VANCE gets revealed? (iykyk)
  • full scale nuclear war: means ZARDOZ STYLE outcomes, safe zones for the wealthy, massive depopulation for the rest of us … massively painful

Do I think someone could trigger a nuclear war? – yes. But you’d have to have the set up first, which means the US would already have to be near a state of full scale war with the nation in question. Russia is the only nation that matches these criteria. I started warning friends, families, listeners, about this scenario 10 fucking years ago – IDGAF what happens now. I just hope I get taken out in the first wave: whether it’s limited or full scale. I don’t want my friends or family to get hurt, so that does complicate things ethically.

BUT PER THE SCRIPT? – are they going to make it look like Russia nuked Donetsk, and unlike in the film do WE (NATO) play the decaying empire this time?

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More popping smoke? Or something else?

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/man-allegedly-part-rothschild-banking-family-dies-mysterious-hollywood-hills-house-fire

House fire deaths: https://www.nfpa.org/education-and-research/research/nfpa-research/fire-statistical-reports/fire-loss-in-the-united-states

Are you poors?: “The fire problem in this country will not be solved as long as people who are homeless or living in vulnerable building/shelter situations suffer disproportionally from fire.”

Based on cursory WWW research, the ODDS of dying in a house fire are 5-10 times greater for someone that is poor.

Assume roughly 3,000 people die in house fires each year … at least 2,500 of these deaths are connected to low income communities. The Rothschild guy is not in this group.

Mr. Rothschild’s odds? Not even 1/3000 of these annual.

There are about 800 billionaires in the US. As a portion, it is 0.0000001% of that 3000 number. So saying Rothschild’s odds are 1/3000 is too fair, too big a portion, but let’s err on that side of the equation.

So, assume the US population is 334 million. 0.000008982 of the population dies from fires each year. If we are GENEROUS, 1/3000th of this number are people LIKE Rothschild.

But does it seem likely? A well trained actuary would definitely provide a more formal analysis, but if you included ALL the factors: demographic, neighborhood, income, gender, age, race, etc, I think his odds of “dying from house fire” become similar to “dying from meteor strike”.

1st Assumption: billionaires generally have GREAT security systems with offline capability and fire detection, and fire control built in.

2nd Assumption: billionaire families with something to HIDE have even better security.

But what do we really know?

  1. There are more than 2 options here.
  2. A LOT of powerful people have “died mysteriously” or retired since 2018. Steady uptick in the last decade.
  3. If you had a million dollars to burn, could you fake your death?

… and then there’s popping smoke …

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