Category: Planetary Status Reports

Out there in the grease passageways …

Skitting from bush to bush …

Loose women and rough alligators …

A park meant for hobo kings, drugs and sweaty dreams.

You build FAFO PARK …

I would install the following:

1. DARK WEB remote controlled .308 cal cannons, way up on the abandoned rides.
2. Pitfalls with alligators and swamp turtles.
3. Gangs of swarthy, dusky, shirtless men chasing busting young scantily clad women around the ponds and wallows …

PEOPLE WOULD CUM FROM MILES AROUND … just for the thrill.

It would no longer be abandoned …

It would be a home to drug addicts and schizoids …

We’d hire the VERY BEST to keep the place CLEAN, but the meanness would seep in and the juices of EVIL will flow.

Don’t go without a plan … it’s shady after dark.

Always …

It keeps the demons from sector-11 away from your BLAUPUNKT stereo …

By putting the tin foil in the dishwasher you preserve your beef spunk jizzum powers …

The mall is closed …

The park is abandoned …

The bridge is fallen …

The day is done …

Have fun Carl McGunn,

Winner of the turnip prize.

Enjoy your art at the Ale House,

where Billy and Teddy bake bread.

One day the carolers will signal downfall,

one day your cat will learn to fix your water heater.