Category: Planetary Status Reports

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250129_FOOD_CAT_DOG.mp3

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The MILD FORMULA: dogs, cats, food, babies saved by dogs or cats while eating cake … stories about cooking stew in the woods and sailing to Patagonia. Stories about how CHEVY CHASE won WW2 and other READER’S DIGEST SKY MALL bullshit … mild, inoffensive, banal, trivial ephemera … dust bunnies of the mind. And CRYPTO … don’t forget to pump that shit.

Some other mild and relatively inoffensive topics:

1. Flower Shows
2. Old Artist Comebacks
3. Porn Stars turned Straight
4. New movies
5. New TV shows
6. Sports Ball Teams
7. French Bulldogs
8. Avocado Toast
9. Egg Salad Recipes
10. Antique Sofas
11. Classic Cars
12. Fly Fishing
13. Dolphins
14. Bird Watching
15. Golf
16. Bob Ross
17. The New Yankee Carpenter
18. Fixing Carburetors
19. Composting
20. Organic Farming
21. PIZZA CONTESTS
22. Easter Eggs
23. Pumpkin Spice Coffee
24. BBQ CONTESTS
25. Golden Retrievers
26. Cross Country Skiing
27. Swamp Buggies
28. Beach Volleyball
29. Old People talking about their experiences
30. Aliens
31. Finding Jesus in food
32. Vanilla Pudding or Rice Pudding competitions

KING CAKE CONTEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17457

Pet your cat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17460

Dog saves baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17463

Something Nice about BTC: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/politics/donald-trump-vows-to-propel-bitcoin-to-new-heights

CORRUPTION? – no way: https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-investigators-open-money-laundering-probe-against-crypto-platform-binance-2025-01-28/

OBAMA COIN: https://www.newsweek.com/obama-brother-apologizes-crypto-coin-scam-2021988

A helpline for lonely women on their way home: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17477