“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles
You’ve lost …
“When you start quoting Wikipedia? – you’ve lost … might as well throw some ‘snopes’ at me.” – Dr. Freckles
A bucket of crabs …
“Twitter is a bucket of crabs … genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
VOTING
“Voting doesn’t make slavery, murder, rape and theft okay.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t think “voting” in the USA currently works – in any functional sense … and it probably never did.
But even IF it did work? – the results would be equally bad.
Bite the hand …
“Bite the hand that bleeds you.” – Dr. Freckles
ZIONISM
“ZIONISM is a master-race ideology masquerading as victimhood.” – Dr. Freckles
GTA-7
“I can’t tell you about GTA-6, but GTA-7 will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Dr. Freckles
PENIS CURSE!
YOU SHOULD NOT!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231204_YOU_SHOULD_NOT.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Carrying grievances: got to let the small shit go, soon …
Going places: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10413
Safer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10410
Bullies suck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10408
Brilliant people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10406
Drunken sailors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10402
Overkill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10400
Life and dance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10398
Tomorrow: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10396
Feeling rich: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10392
You shouldn’t: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10364
Holding its breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10386
Scratch a socialist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10376
Positive people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10374
Guns and roses: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10366
More on Lennie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10362
Pills: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10360
Women love your moms: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10353
Asimov’s 3 Laws: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10351
I made soup: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10339
Going places …
“Going places is a hassle.” – Dr. Freckles