“The REALITY of the ‘IRAN CONFLICT’ is a function of how many Iranian missiles were launched at Tel Aviv today?” – Dr. Freckles
Et tu David Copperfield?
CRACK SPREADS!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260825_CRACK_SPREADS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d



POOP CRUISE: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/aboard-the-carnival-triumph-cruise-ship/2/
EAST COAST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30178
I don’t believe “TRUMP” writes ANY of this SHIT:
*** I really don’t know WHO or WHAT “TRUMP” is. He might be a FALSTAFFIAN BUFFOON, bumbling his way on the witch’s path not knowing or understanding why or where he is headed. This is a thing in the clandestine world, they’re called “useful idiots” for a reason. He could be 100% constructed, and several “Trump”s might exist now, playing the same guy, in shifts (as it seemed they did with Biden at the end). But he’s not a person in the way you or I are, and in that sense our GRIEF is best not directed at him, because directing our GRIEF at “Trump” is “Trump”‘s purpose. He’s a column of smoke, a stone idol, a wooden Hindenburg. I am 100% certain HE is not the one “tweeting”. CIA PSYOP team with Mossad assistance is doing that for “him” or it.

ARCANE and IMPORTANT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30153
Guilt of poverty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30185
Plastic Cookies: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/aug/24/cookies-plastic-astronauts-space-food
Crack Spreads: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/100-Diesel-Cracks-Signal-a-Much-Tighter-Oil-Market-Than-Brent-Suggests.html
*** Remember what I said: if you are going to inflate the $USD, you want to have a shit ton of oil you can set prices for domestically or regionally … hence VENEZUELA.
*** Is Trump going to nationalize oil production? – been asking this question since the weird BS of MARCH 2020 (and I don’t mean the “covid”) I mean the “oil event” no one likes talking about … was it CONTANGO? – who knows … are we in BACKWARDATION right now? – maybe? Who knows …
*** OIL PRICE and DIESEL PRICE manipulation is far more insidious than gold manipulation.
Bonds: https://apnews.com/article/rates-bond-market-bessent-inflation-c6e148f8235a98245adf04b2d4bdd8d1
TRUST the SCIENCE: https://nypost.com/2026/08/20/us-news/kentucky-doctor-left-her-baby-granddaughter-in-hot-car-to-die-while-she-worked-at-medical-clinic/
TRUST the ACADEMIC: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/20/academic-who-accused-jason-arday-of-plagiarism-suspended-by-his-university

The paper and code — https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20030522_Indiana_University_Senior_Thesis_2003.pdf

NEO Stalinism:
*** The 300,000 tons of ground beef is about 4% of American consumption, per year. EVEN IF we think he’s telling the truth, this merely cuts SOME of the inflation out of the ground beef purchasing by Americans.





Link: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/21/trump-ground-beef-import-tariff.html

The business of government: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30108
What’s left: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30138
Closer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30163
The only thing lonelier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30167
I don’t know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30069
TARTARIA and JETSONS REVISITED:





The business of government …
“The business of government has ALWAYS BEEN augmenting reality.” – Dr. Freckles
Do I even talk about it?

A. M.: https://thelampmagazine.com/blog/alasdair-macintyre-r-i-p
- it’s easy enough to say MEN should keep quiet, and I kind of agree with that
- I AGREE with the MEN should be quiet, because I think the WOMEN and all genders should mostly stay quiet here too
- There is a deeper issue, one that can be reduced to the rejection of Christ by modernity, but deeper the rejection that roles-morals-relationships are connected and intrinsic to human economics ultimately and our social life locally/daily/personally.
- Not sure what we can do, this problem coincides with many.
- Many of the people in this drama, for or against the PPD defense, support people and institutions that act and display immoral behavior daily. It’s hard to take seriously a MAGA defense of LIFE with their support of the ongoing ethnic cleansing in GAZA. Lots of dead babies in GAZA.
- I don’t have kids, but if I did and I accidentally killed them? Either as the result of mental illness or some other mishap? I think I’d want to die. I think I’d request the death penalty. I think living would be worse, especially if it’s all my kids. All kids dead? – me too.
- Wouldn’t ANY AND ALL signs of mental illness be risk factors for obstetricians who seem to use EVERY CULTURAL NON DIAGNOSTIC GUIDANCE for PC, but can’t include counseling the mom and dad on this risk?
- Should insurance companies offer FREE hospitalizations with psychiatric recommendation: YES. This syndrome and any indication of it should be the basis for hospitalization and separation from risk factors.
The story: https://www.biography.com/crime/a71603379/who-is-lindsay-clancy-duxbury-murder-trial
WCVB: https://www.wcvb.com/article/lindsay-clancy-trial-live-updates-aug-20/73482117

The Iran story stinks guys …
“If you agree to a ceasefire before you finish off the enemy, the war is not over.” – Paul C. Roberts
(thank you, Paul, for stating the obvious)
Trump threatening to bomb OMAN …
Link: https://apnews.com/article/oman-iran-war-us-hormuz-a8298715a51159225d2f37a6d50ce682

NARRATIVE REMINDER …
This is what’s on the “menu”:
- US is waging this war, and the USA represent the “bad guys”.
- IRAN is responding to this war, and it is the BAD GUY.
Not on the menu: that this war could be an OP just like COVID. Which means 100% orchestrated bullshit.
Another question: how the FUCK does it benefit Iran to give Israel rest, repair and recuperation time? It doesn’t add up, and the edge lord excuses sound stupid, so they generally don’t discuss this inconvenient fact.
Trump, regarding Iran …



