“You know how you keep the separation of Church and STATE? – get rid of that demonic fucking STATE.” – Dr. Freckles
ELON’S BABY

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250404_ELONS_BABY.mp3
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Personal notes:
- been super depressed about worldwide retardation and what it means
- I have enough commonsense to know you don’t “build pyramids” with billions of sick and dying retards
- retards don’t want to look up, even once, but pretend the sky they “see” in their glowing rectangle is the only MAGA-SKY worth seeing
- I’ve been selling more t-shirts
- I don’t want to give up on the book, but I wish I had the money to hire a proof reader
- Cyberstalkers still doing their shit
- it’s all okay
Special Lucky Cat:
TENDY’S FORTUNES

Elon’s Baby: https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/03/31/elon-musk-manchild-ashley-st-claire-baby-child-support-laura-loomer/
THE STORY:
Elon plowed his rod spice into my
butt type boovula shit tube.
Elon's baby is growing in my sphinctous,
its dergin fresh style silicon GOOSE
bends the insides into coffee milk getaway juice.
SOUP master, that's what he calls himself,
dangling his JIMMY JOHNS as he hangs brains and
massages my poop door.
I fart,
stirred by his manly pressing against the shit
button.
I CREATED BUTTER CUSS,
and spread the cheeks so his TIBBLY OIL could
dance all the way down, to my burnet-boil and
fuse to make a shit baby.
And that shit baby grows each day.
It could be the percocet and not drinking water.
Could be the cheese and turnip oil.
But I know Elon loves this bunctous baby.
Pandemics: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19639
CIA and drug trade (what else is Fentanyl used for): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19633
GIVE my WIFE AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19630
MORE FOOD RELATED MISHAPS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19627
GREENLAND RIDDLE (climate collapse and fresh water): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19623
Activist from the beginning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19621
Adolf Smokey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19615
ET TU DANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19605
Class of 1984: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19590
Tell the truth again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19654
What about the roads: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19656
Locking shit down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19685
MOAR of my JEWISH HATRED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19674
No dual citizens harmed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19671
USS Liberty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19669
A little truth shines through: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19666
GAY and FAGGY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19664
Less not more: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19661
Luigi and his back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19659
Remember: USS LIBERTY, RIP, 1967
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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: CARDINAL

VER 3: NAVY BLUE

VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER

VER 5: FOREST GREEN

Trump is LOCKING SHIT DOWN … (ever wonder why?)

SCOTT ADAMS TAKES …
YO, WHAT JEW JEWING?
NO DUAL CITIZENS HARMED!
***no DUAL CITIZENS were harmed***

USS LIBERTY: BLOOD RITUAL
“I believe the USS LIBERTY was a blood ritual.” – Dr. Freckles
GAY and FAGGY
“Who thought MAGA would be so gay and faggy?” – Dr. Freckles
LUIGI and his BACK
- I’ve known people with serious back injuries and spinal issues
- More often than not these are good people who WANT TO DIE, but don’t want to commit suicide
- Usually it’s slow motion suicide through drug abuse
- Maybe Luigi figured he’d take out an insurance company shit head
- “but he had kids” – so have a lot of crappy people
Death penalty for back injury guy: https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-prosecutors-seek-death-penalty-luigi-mangione-bondi-says-2025-04-01/
Back Injury and Suicide: https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/certain-chronic-pain-may-raise-suicide-risk-idUSBRE94N0WR/
Torture: https://people.com/luigi-mangione-painful-back-condition-spondylolisthesis-8760672