"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251009_TRUST_THE_WWW.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Don’t do it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23478
Awake Dating: https://www.businessinsider.com/what-awake-dating-the-new-dating-site-for-conspiracy-theorists-is-like-2016-5
“Don’t take advice from strangers on the WWW.” – Dr. Freckles
*** Too extreme?
(is it the same as don’t talk to strangers?)
We have monkeys that will live to be 8 trillion years old …
We’ll place them in time goblets …
They will be fired into the center of super dooper MEGA black hole …
Their path through time and space will be filled with rage and cagey back stabbing love magic …
Their worlds will be formed of onyx brutality and spectacular mud sauce …
IMMORTAL MONKEYS …
Like chicken and pigs having sex and getting monkey herpes?
Like cows exploding?
Nike shoe pirates?
Tunneling near large bodies of water?
Holding music festivals next to the people you attack and dehumanize?
HOBOS with BIC LIGHTERS?
MACHINE GUNS ON PARAGLIDERS?
FLY HOME!
FLY HOME!
Fly home Ruby Roo …
Before they turn you to glue.
Immortal SPACE MONKEY grows to enormous size …
It despises all our lies …
And starts tossing turds again …
As before …
Then after.
“Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a ploy.” – Dr. Freckles
This is factually incorrect, but it serves more than one purpose. It might be that the idea is to play the bumbling fool, as a role, and look stupid on purpose. It could also be a way of introducing a historically inaccurate idea into the collective mind. Who the fuck knows … but it was Bush not Clinton that did Ruby Ridge …
***This is some weirdly vague and bizarre shit … hard to say what it means. But, if BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over? – could be another sign.
Blue Beam?
Remember: it’s the JEWS that save us in Independence Day (1996) …
On The Menu:
Off the Menu:
Aljazeera: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/24/russia-says-no-choice-but-war-after-trump-u-turn-on-ukraine
Cooling the Earth with nukes: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110005422A1/en
We avoided a “blue ocean event” this year, probably because of geoengineering mainly, but the geoengineering is also reaching toxic levels: which means you’ll need the “covid” to come back, to explain all the respiratory deaths.
Any who, we avoided it this year: https://arctic-news.blogspot.com/2025/09/double-blue-ocean-event-2026-update.html
