LIL NAS: https://nypost.com/2025/08/21/entertainment/lil-nas-x-hospitalized-after-roaming-la-street-naked
Martin Lawrence: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-05-08-me-1744-story.html

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