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The TELEOLOGICAL ORIGINS of MAGA …

“If you understand Trump’s purpose, then he is a success.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. confuse
  2. enrage
  3. arsonist
  4. divider
  5. childish
  6. rudderless
  7. fear

A BIG NOISY FUCKING COLUMN of SMOKE.

(this is the bookend to “COVID”)

(this is popping smoke)

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By the 12th year of the war …

By the MILLENNIAL CELEBRATION of the UKRAINE WAR, all the lands are salted. The sky is a deep purple and the lands grow no food. Birds do not sing, there is no bling. Cottage folk, eating cheese curds, gird themselves for the final onslaught of the GRUMPTIAN ROBOTS and what’s left of HUMANITY is WATCHING the BOOTY …

Terrified SPACE TROOPERS are digging trenches on PLANET JOOB, where lubed up yorg-virgins generate protein mix for the fixer friends and the mutant anime birds …

LORD TUNSTALL of the GALACTIC ALLIANCE sends one last assault on the UKIES who are holding up in the caves with the tunnel-rabbis.

They have only 6 million seconds of food left …

It’s a SHOAH, a holocaust.

(for the love of God)

Odds of Survival (2015, revised 2016): based on a conversation from 10 years ago.

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

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FUCK IT … WW3 again?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250602_WW3_AGAIN_WTAF.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

  1. “THREE ASTEROIDS” story: probably a gambit to preserve the NASA budget.
  2. We shouldn’t be listening for “alien voices” or signals in the darkness, we should be looking for the evidence of cataclysmic interstellar atomic wars.
  3. Looks like RUSSIA got 9/11’d … fuck … nukes flying, are we dying? — https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/ukraine-stages-major-attack-russian-aircraft-with-drones-security-official-says-2025-06-01/
  4. We already discussed this in my manifesto GRINKEN MAN, WOAH-MAN (boblimptock.com), in the AGE of ATOMIC WARLORDS … fuck you
  5. All of my testing with TWITTER is more or less complete, I posted a lot of stuff to include lots of Antisemitic garbage and some death threats against Trump … nothing … nada … just a robot test with one checkbox … that seemed weird. I also learned there are some special people on the WWW … people so special you get flagged if you want to dig too deep into their pedigree.
  6. Want to live the HIV lifestyle? — https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21145
  7. SUPER VOLCANOES … as if ASS-TOR-ROIDS weren’t enough …. SOFA-KING LAME … https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21138
  8. Commies and Zionists, amirite: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21136
  9. MORE MOVIES than STAR WARS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21129
  10. Crack in the World: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21178
  11. Dinty Moore Meat and Vegetable Paste, when I was a kid there were actual chunks of meat in the stew, now it’s all chemically boiled pink slime garbage, dog food: https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/recall-dinty-moore-beef-stew-could-contain-pieces-of-wood/VIFMZIHUORFRHFIZLFSEZU4BYI/
  12. I need your help: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21174
  13. PALANTIR (crystal ball): https://bhr.stern.nyu.edu/quick-take/palantir-is-profiting-from-trumps-ravenous-appetite-for-deportations/ … Palantir might be the principal hub of the ongoing strategic military psychological warfare since late 2019 at least.
  14. HOW IS the STAR GATE franchise like a Renaissance Fair in British Columbia?
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MORE MOVIES than STAR WARS and MARVEL combined …

“The only movie franchise with more films and TV shows and SPOTS than MARVEL and STAR WARS combined? – the ‘HOLOCAUST'”. – Dr. Freckles

EVEN THE FIRST AVENGER MOVIE had the “Jew” standing up to Loki …

(it just never stops)

BRANDING WISE: the “HOLOCAUST” is bigger than McDonald’s, as far as “name recognition” goes …

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ZIONISM is MORAL CANCER!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250531_ZIONISM_is_MORAL_CANCER.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

You fall …

You fall backwards down a hole …

No matter how much flailing you do, your actions do nothing.

You scream for help, and your “friends” disappear.

You become strong, and your “friends” reappear.

You disconnect: and they forcibly reconnect you (see Anna Merlan bullshit article from last year about Jarrod Fidden)

They tell you the GOVERNMENT did well at Ruby Ridge, killing that woman, and then they drop napalm to make way for their occupiers while immiserate the natives of every nation they infect.

“There is no such thing as an Israeli peace movement, it is a logical contradiction.” – Dr. Freckles

The Israeli peace movement? – ask Rachel Corrie.

Almost every weird ZIONIST I see looks like some “anarchists” I’ve met in person.

  • ginger
  • beard
  • cowboy hat
  • either in military gear or dressed like a rabbi
  • weird connections to deep state / DARPA actors

I suspect that it’s worse than what I figured out in 2018: it’s not just that the US anarchist/voluntaryist movement is infested with FEDs … it’s infested with MOSSAD. For many reasons, not the least of which is to set up some poor fool.

It’s taken me a long time to get here, but yes: I believe the US government suffers (best case) from a MOSSAD infiltration problem, especially the US military. I’ve seen evidence of this my whole life, to include when I served in the Army, but the propaganda and the guilt tripping is strong … I was circumcised … this was not my choice, since I was a baby … if a rabbi/doctor/pedo performed this operation, then I have a man’s right to take that fucker DOWN …

Your “NAZI DOCTOR” who tortured babies? – yes, I see that now.

One last thing …

As I’ve told you, “Greta” is a paid fool … her role is to take a serious issue and make it look foolish and silly … and she’s succeeding, just as Al Gore did before her.

So think on this GAZA thing, and WHO Greta is really protecting.