Category: Boblimptock

“If necessity is the mother of invention, the grandmother is frustration.” – Dr. Freckles

(talk about +MAX-MIN)

“You can’t even properly analyze ‘space’ statistically, from the perspective of unique people. Call me when we get to 1,000 unique people to ‘space’, and then I’ll send you an email saying ‘okay, let’s get to 10,000’.” – Dr. Freckles

“Time traveler family trees are even more convoluted than Alabama family trees. Alabama style time travelers? – forget about it, the universe collapses.” – Dr. Freckles

“Soon, you will be able to click on a button and all of the sudden the movie you are watching becomes pornified by AI.” – Dr. Freckles

“The best movie about high school these days? – Shawshank Redemption.” – Dr. Freckles

“Wasn’t OJ looking for the ‘real killer’, and isn’t the real killer death? And OJ found it, didn’t he?” – Dr. Freckles

“You want to have a blank check military industrial complex? – you’re gonna have to have little green men.” – Dr. Freckles